Sonic 1! On Xbox Live Arcade! Now! For an entirely reasonable 400 credits! This is now the reason Xbox Live exists and the reason we have continued to exist for the last two years. There's not much left to look forward to now, though.
Not just ONE 2D Sonic game, but TWO 2D Sonic games! Here's a trailer for Sonic Rush Adventure. If you were paying attention about two years ago, you'll know that Sonic Rush was a sensational return to form for Sonic - if you BOTHERED to play it properly and didn't just put it down half way through level two. This is more of that!
And not just TWO 2D Sonic games, but more stuff on the new NiGHTS as well! There's an alternate version of this video on YouTube where someone's put the Saturn game music over the top, which makes a huge difference.
Still! New NiGHTS! That's more than it looked like we'd get three years ago, when it seemed SEGA was going to only make pachinko machines for the rest of time.
This is a joke. It's one of those generic aliens from Killzone 2 falling down a slippery slope, just like Killzone, PS3 and all of Sony's money in the face of this SEGA onslaught!
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Hurrah for more Sonic Rush!
afrukke: Can't think of a meaning but it sounds fantastic.
Which, ironically, is what I'll be doing to this NiGHTS trailer.
Is it some kind of new PS3 add-on? I sure hope so!