From "a rather disappointing ride at a recent fireworks festival".
Labels: GONZO
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DEEP INSIDE SEGA WORLD, IN 1999 THE 1991/1992 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YEARBOOK SONY'S ADVERTISING PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT! HOW TO IDENTIFY JADE RAYMOND, ASSASSINS CREED SPOK... PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'THE PRI... PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'KILLZON... ANIMATED EMILY - YOUR FEMALE DESKTOP COMPANION
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
asuhdhjkds - thanks.
"Can someone explain what the jumble of letters and then an explanation thing is so I can join in the fun, please?"
We're compiling a verification code dictionary to be made available at all good bookshops price £19.99
bbzhg - The sound made when discussing a BBS while cocksucking.
ddjeh - the sound of delia smith's conversion to rasta