This poor model is about to get destroyed and humiliated across the entire internet, even though she's clearly very lovely. We can only hope she was financially compensated enough to make her imminent web forum nightmare worthwhile.
Dad's joining in. Good old dad. He seems to be enjoying games much more these days, especially when his daughter brings her friends around to play.
There is no way a man would get that excited about a woman's exercising game.
Dad's also started doing lots of press ups recently, ever since he signed up a MySpace account.
Thanks, Nintendo! Sadly, we can't play Wii Fit due to feeling very vulnerable and exposed when not wearing socks and shoes.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH: EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'KILLZON... ANIMATED EMILY - YOUR FEMALE DESKTOP COMPANION IF YOU BUY A PLAYSTATION3 IN THE NEXT WEEK, YOU'RE... UK HARDWARE SALES FIGURES HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR 2... THE WORLD'S FINEST SEGA ARCADE SONIC PASTA SHAPES - UK VERSION REVEALED!
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Perhaps Nintendo could make a game for those of us less able (read: 99% of the gaming populace) in which Mario stares back at us from the TV screen and gives us words of sympathy about how it's okay to be a lump. Then he could shove on some Yoshi's Island and let us wallow.
"Don't a-cry, look at a-me! I'm a fat plumber and people like-a me. Play some Yoshi. You like-a Yoshi. That's a-right, eat some more cake..."
VERIFICATION: feuxknb – A prosthetic that a Frenchman uses to play pranks on hookers.
Also, that sensor thing looks suspiciously like a bathroom scale. And my lady is still bound to accuse it of being inaccurate.
Dear Nintendo if you want believable photos, my flat is available for photography for a good rate at a guaranteed 1 decent DS release per month/hour.
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