IT WAS FROM THIS MAN: "I'm sure someone else has already done it, but just in case they haven't; I have. It looks a bit like one of those reticulated animal cards you got in Frosties "back in the day". It's not really as rude as you might be hoping for. However, you can just pretend that Emily is talking to you all day. Michael".
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. IF YOU BUY A PLAYSTATION3 IN THE NEXT WEEK, YOU'RE... UK HARDWARE SALES FIGURES HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR 2... THE WORLD'S FINEST SEGA ARCADE SONIC PASTA SHAPES - UK VERSION REVEALED! TODAY'S UPDATE IS JUST A COUPLE OF PHOTOGRAPHS SONY'S AMAZINGLY SEXIST INDIAN PS2 ADVERTS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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Just watch Cradle of Fear and see her naked in the shower. Highlight of the film for me.
Actually, that's a lie. It was the amputee sex.
LOL - you probably won't believe me but I'd imagined it would have looked like she was miming a blowy! Looks more like she's blowing a mime, or something. I dunno, I sit here and do my best to be funny and that's the best I could come up with. Ahhhhhh bollocks to it.
Would/wouldn't btw.