Imagine getting off with a girl wearing a red SEGA shirt! You could reach over, pretending you're feeling her chest, then sneakily feel the quality embroidery of that logo.
You might even be able to distract her enough to steal that SEGA "staff" badge.
That SEGA logo is AMAZING. We have said a lot of SEGA things are AMAZING over the years, sometimes unnecessarily, but that logo... that logo is... AMAZING. It really does sum up SEGA.
Here she is, performing a press. It looks like a good press. A well extended finger, clean body shape, clever use of the left hand to draw the eye into the object - plus she's looking away from the target button which always makes it harder. This is a good choice for SEGA.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
It's a solid effort though, only the harshest of judges would pick her up on those points...
It can't be for her Game Gear, it's way too small...
If the finger was straighter she'd have to either lean back or hunch her shoulder up, which would ruin the line.
Perhaps she should've worn special shoes?
ONE THOUSAND PICTURES OF HER.
And not a single one showing even a nipple, never mind minge, buttocks or a Hello Kitty vibrator going up her arse while 50 men wank onto her face and tits.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/2882
Would.
Or was it?
I'd like to buy her.