"Turned into a computerised scene of mass murder"
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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FORZA MOTORSPORT 2 - A REVIEW OF IT A VERY STRANGE MOVING SEGA CHAIR ANOTHER THING SEGA DID FIRST AND OBVIOUSLY BEST THE NEW *BEST* AND *MOST EXCITING* SEGA PHOTOGRAPH... THAT THING ABOUT POSTING FAKE PLASTIC POO TO SONY IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL THEN JACQUES MAKES FANTASIES REALITIES JACQUES BREAKS INTO 'THE CLUB' SOME PS3 LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
jveeico - the noise a priest makes when he dies in Resistance: Fall of man. (poor I know)
ftwkcjy - the sound of a choir boys scream when my cock is down their throat.
"any Cathedral, any house of God to be used as a context for a game about killing people......"
Er, goes to show how much you know eh you stupid God botherer..... You don't kill people in the game you kill something that remotely resembles a mutant humanoid.
Did you play the fuckin' game or did you just rely on something your choir boy wispered in you ear whilst you were buggering him......
Muppets.
E.g Ireland, Middle East etc..
What a bunch of Hypocrites how many "Ministers" are in Iraq with the Army blessing the troops in putting down as many Terrorists as possible.
They will be starting on Mario next cause he resembles something they don't like!!
Religion doesn't lead to killing any more than Metal Music and videogames do (i.e. it doesn't lead to it at all). People are going to kill each other anyway and whatever reason they give for it as pure shit. Hell, the U.S. army, following the wishes of a president who wasn't elected, is killing people because a dictator they hated didn't dispose of weapons that he didn't have. People in charge are generally assholes and hide their intentions in something else. Sometimes it's religion, sometimes it's "freedom", sometimes it's "defense", whatever. Religion doesn't kill people; people kill people.
It is almost disconcerting about how such double standards are left out (If in doubt, go play the American Campaign of the Call of Duties.) - I know, they probably cannot be bothered with the French the good ol' Church of England, yet it is a problem when they claim something about a church and condone my actions of going crazy with either a Browning automatic or Bren gun.
ttmmz - The arcade full of Manx TT superbike machines that gives you the fear.
"teenager jesse james was one of the many victims shot dead in moss side last year"
*cuts away*
"patsy mckay's son was also killed"
(patsy makes a comment about games)
SHIT! you mean as journalists we're allowed to get away with stupid "kevin bacon game" links to justify shit now?
Awesome.
Coming soon, my piece on why the PS3 causes cancer.
This is because its made by Sony, who are a big corporation, as are Benson and Hedges, who make cigarettes, which everyone knows cause cancer.
word verification: dslbxeok - Holland's leading broadband provider.
Wait, what?
Nice to see Manchester included in a game for once. I wish it was possible to fire grenades out of the window into the grounds around Urbis where emo kids hang around.
My mates used to smoke weed around the cathedral all the time. The bishop didn't care. Maybe he raped them and I didn't know.