Labels: ENTHUSIASM
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A VERY STRANGE MOVING SEGA CHAIR ANOTHER THING SEGA DID FIRST AND OBVIOUSLY BEST THE NEW *BEST* AND *MOST EXCITING* SEGA PHOTOGRAPH... THAT THING ABOUT POSTING FAKE PLASTIC POO TO SONY IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL THEN JACQUES MAKES FANTASIES REALITIES JACQUES BREAKS INTO 'THE CLUB' SOME PS3 LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY THE NEATEST BEARD IN VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT VIRTUA TENNIS PLAYED ON THE DREAMCAST FISHING CONT... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
again.
twrant: 1. To speak or declaim extravagantly or violently; talk in a wild or vehement way.
2. To post a comment about UK:R on Kotaku.
FERRARI ! It's the goddamn brand of the OutRun cars, for shit's sake.
BETTY BOOP !
Drop your current spellchecker.
This is the guy that beat you in the online race last night, I hope you enjoyed the delightful anime-style twat I painted on my car as I burned past you on the turn!
I am the Pixel-King and I win the Internet. Sod off!
Sincerely,
Some Dumb Yank
Well if any of that had happened and if I could be bothered to do all that and buy the game, that's maybe what would have been written...
Maybe...
byevfee: What you say to friends in the adult chat room when you log off due to spending your wank money on virtual porn.
i don't wanna paint my car, or drive someone's daytona car, or whatever.
but i still think sega rally on saturn is the greatest driving game ever made, and everything since can't even sit on the same shelf as it (unless it's the us SR in which case it can go in the bin)
DAMN YOU FOR SUPPORTING IT
jxotpjf: still less confusing than typing the first, third and seventh numbers of my security number into HSBC's fucking online banking service
Excellent.
I can cheat my way to winning them now.
imydip: Shorthand for "If your word verification isn't actually funny, don't fucking bother, because you just end up looking like a shitehouse thats trying to jump on the bandwagon"
http://forzamotorsport.net/forzamotorsportnet/handlers/forza2handler.ashx?ID=454673&mode=7
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ukr5.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ukr4.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ukr3.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ukr2.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f46/luvbeers7/ukr1.jpg
Gamertag: Luvbeers7
http://forzamotorsport.net/forzamotorsportnet/handlers/forza2handler.ashx?ID=486264&mode=7
http://forzamotorsport.net/forzamotorsportnet/handlers/forza2handler.ashx?ID=486119&mode=7
When I click the link its just a load of strange numbers and letters.
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1494/ukrmini1tj8.jpg
Still a good game, mind.
Blue Skies VX220!
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3231/blueskiy1te8.jpg
Spiel Macht Clio V6
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2345/clio1ro0.jpg
I made this!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p1/mentuss/Forza/teamabobopreview.jpg
(Ok, it's not Sega themed, but give me a chance, I'm practicing)
Has anyone seen the Street Fighter ones up on the auction? Whoever did them is one Talented, No-Life Bastard, and no mistake.