Why bother posting on UKR anymore? now we can complain right in sony's face!

Either that's a dud link, or they've taken it down al-fucking-ready.

In which case the terrorists have won.

What a load of shite! This is just wank-party for fanboy's! I got to about #75 and started feeling sick. I can just imagine all the little Fanboys at home, cock-in-hand, bashing one out over this Internet equivalent of a duvet-stain!

Although "Scapegoat" seems to have started a nice little punch-up with the Fanboy's! Come on, get in there and help him/her out!

I posted, number 358. No doubt it will get moderated which will take away the sarcasm. Couldn't resist but to add my Xbox 360 gamercard as my avatar.

Wow you guys are so cool can't believe this site it's amazing i,m so glad i found the link from roboselthetwat you guys rock with all this great negative PR against sony ,i will just add i own all 3 consoles and love all of them first,now i reckon you should write a letter to santa (your mommy's & daddy's)and ask them if you could have a PS3 this year & also ask if you could have an extended warranty also for your xbox 360 & maybe they will buy you some new games too :D Good Yea? man you lot are the dogz bollocks i wish i was part of this blog site

All the pro sony comments seem to be posted by employees or absoloute sony zealots. These people are either paid by sony or are stead fast in their refusal to accept common sense and fact. The only sollution against this kind of intolerance is to find these people and bludgon them to death in the street. Or if possible in machester chathedral so you can then blame sony for making you do!!!!!!!!

mrgoboeg: He is my next door neigbour

You seem to have made an internet enemy Robosel. Don't be scared though. I've got loads of internet enemies, and a fair few real-life ones too.

Also, your internet enemy appears to be 12, American, unable to grasp the concept of grammar or all three.

Well done.

Post 361, expect it to get evaporated when SCEA PR clap eyes on it.

Remember, we have the time difference on our side.

10.30am here is the middle of the night for them, so strike early and deprive the enemy moderator of its sleep.

SONY FANBOY SAID: "Wow you guys are so cool can't believe this site it's amazing i,m so glad i found the link from roboselthetwat you guys rock with all this great negative PR against sony ,i will just add i own all 3 consoles and love all of them first,now i reckon you should write a letter to santa (your mommy's & daddy's)and ask them if you could have a PS3 this year & also ask if you could have an extended warranty also for your xbox 360 & maybe they will buy you some new games too :D Good Yea? man you lot are the dogz bollocks i wish i was part of this blog site."

First my Blogger name isn't roboselthetwat, second it's Mum not Mom (if you're going to speak English then do it correctly, instead of using the stupid American modified shit), and third...








Twat off!

heh heh.. i like the kid... he's got spunk...








in his mouth/arse.

Thats because he hasnt got Resistance:FoM to keep him away from Church.

wevpkstn: Someone from Pakistan who has a Bachelors Degree in Weaving

What I want to know is how all those Sony fanboys expect to get "real news" off a corporate blog. You see comments on there like "now we can get real news direct from Sony". You get the impression by "real news" they mean news that has a definite pro-Sony bias.

Mmmmm, press releases on toast, my favourite.

all those comments that start with Congrats! urgh anyone who uses that term is a bigger cunt than those meterosexuals who wear ¾ length trousers and flip flops. Flip flops are for girls, and then only girls who have pretty little feet, anything over a size 6 keep them covered.

Argh then one cunt starts by saying Gratz, sometimes there just isn’t enough gin in the world

Hey, hey, hey let's keep the Yank bashing to a minimum here, most of us hate the P$3 also. Don't lump us all in with that kid.



basgrc: not funny at all...

"I hope this doesn’t mean ThreeSpeech is going away, I’m a contributor and thoroughly enjoy reading it." - Random PS3 loving tool

"This will be a forum for insights within the company, from all departments. Yes, there will be posts from the Public Relations team, but we will not edit or scub posts from other departments. They will stay authentic." (Translation: Threespeech have been assimilated, due to their inability to delete honest comments about how shit and soul devouring our console and company are. Oh, and you're a European consumer, so fuck you.)

UKR WINS!
quote from blog
"May I make a suggestion?

Add a report feature to be able to report users that are trying to ruin the experience for everyone or that are breaking the comment policy.

it would make it easier for the moderators as well since they wouldnt have to read through every single post to find the ones that are not appropiate."

Some more classics.

"It’s great to see that Sony is finally going out of their way to inform us on what’s going on in their world. Thanks for the love Sony." - Fetch the bucket, huge chunder-fest coming up!

"Good going Sony! Can’t wait for what the future holds, keep us informed" - Redundencies and Chapter 11 with any luck!

"Mesi Anpil, Sony pou tout lavi" - ??? Something about Sony going down the toilet?!

"Thanks. I’m looking forward to a more transparent Sony." - I think "non-existent" is the word you're looking for!

"i paid the full price and im happy i did some people are just retards because they dont look at what they’re all getting in the ps3" - No I think you'll find we did look at what was on offer and decided against it.

"we see u guyz care about our costumers and x360 fanboyz are dyin right now becouse of this website we cant wait for more update thnx sony" - FUCKING obvious Sony PR entry!!! I doubt anyone who considers themselves "street" would talk liek this, although this is PS3 owners I suppose...

"Tomorrow's PR disaster, today" gets 100 points for excellence in quotation mark usage.

My favourite comment, no. 444 I think:

"I swear, if I could take the PS3 back I would but it was a gift. It’s such a horrible console, playing it makes me want to kill myself. I hope sony fails miseribly."

Well I've attempted to leave several derogatory comments so far and they seem to disappear quite quickly, so essentially they should have called it 'Sony's self-congratulatory shit sucking forum - Feel free to register and leave positive spin about our wallet raping door stop piece of absolute fucking shit. We might as well come round and fuck your mums eyes'

ahem...

Enough. This is like anally raping the corpse of the enemy country's president on top of their burning flag when you've already won. It's done. They've lost this round of the console wars.


Wait, did I say "enough". I meant "not enough". Geez, if you read it the other way it sounds like I thought the corpse raping burning flag thing was bad. Anyway, I'm off to comment. Anyone think I should hyphenate "Cock snorklers?"

I particularly like this piece of PR from the Blog:

"In 1995, when we launched the PlayStation, the majority of the gamers were twelve to seventeen year old boys. 2D platform, fighting, racing, and sports games were the norm. Platforms were born and died within five years maximum. There was minimal difference between hardware platforms. We here at Sony championed 3D graphics, CD based technology and a more mature diverse library of games. We believed that our platform had a lifecycle that should survive well beyond the traditional five years. Some of the initial criticism we received was that the hardware was a bit pricey, the system was hard to develop for and the early software line-up needed some work. When we introduced PlayStation 2 in 2000 we received much of the same criticism. When we introduced DVD based storage we were told that CD had more than enough capacity to store game data. In a few short years DVD had all but replaced CD and that storage capacity was being squeezed by the development community. In 2006 the song remained much the same. Most of you know what transpired: 100 million PlayStations and thousands of great games later, the PlayStation had a ten year run and could still be selling today. PlayStation 2 left our original success in the dust and shows no signs of stopping anytime soon."



I have no idea what the fuck tha man is talking about. The Atari 2600 launched in 1977 and went out of production in, oh, 1991. The Intellivision could be bought new and had new games from 1980-1991. The NES came out in 1985 and had it's last game in, what, 1993. The Genesis/ Mega Dive came out in 89 and had official releases in 1997 that I remember. Where the fuck is that 5 year maximum. HWat a pile of shit.

"In 1995, when we launched the PlayStation..."

"We believed that our platform had a lifecycle that should survive well beyond the traditional five years."

"When we introduced PlayStation 2 in 2000..."

There really isn't much more to quote than that really, is there?