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We got sent this. Pay attention. It's a grower and one of those things that's so ace we can't stop looking at it:


PS3 - self-powered

Tells a story. Has a punchline. Slags off Sony. All boxes ticked.


IN OTHER NEWS...
Cunts Corner has been allowed back on the internet again, and this time it has photographs. If we're not on there by 3.30pm with some sort of accompanying explicit gay Photoshop illustration involving at least three penises we shall be very disappointed.

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Blogger Jawatron said...
Why photoshop them in?
Blogger Carriageman said...
We could have a burning tie a PS3 to a stake in the ground, also we could throw them in a lake and if they sink they are evil.

qwejgg = new jpg format for pictures of wee.
Blogger Speile said...
I think the image is wrong, no-one actualy has a need to power their PS3.

"PS3 is able to Power Sega Saturn" is what it should say
Blogger Raw Deal said...
The person/people behind that blog need to be banged-up.

The scary hate filled freaks need therapy.

Either way, it's sad to think blogs like that exist.

Just in case a negative reply is made. I'm not any of these words: c*nt, fa**ot, or sad. You are, but you're too mentally ill to know it.

Seek help!
Blogger keyrat said...
You guys should do an article about how every other fucking game is a fucking FPS right now. Do people really enjoy this fucking bullshit? Let me walk around with a gun in my face all fucking day. Fucking great.

also, you made it, but sans the penises (the penises made it on their own too)
http://www.cuntscorner.com/view.php?cunt_id=119
Blogger flaphaven2 said...
You're talking out your arse mate. There's plenty of choice. Go play new Zelda or Animal Crossing or Oblivion or Forza 2 or Wii Sports or Motorstorm or Lego Star Wars or God of War 2 or Crackdown or Spider Man 3 or C&C3 or Virtua Tennis 3 or Test Drive Unlimited or Guitar Hero 2 etc etc. I'm not claiming these are good or bad games, although I reckon there's some great stuff there, but the point is they're all recent big-profile games that aren't FPS.
Blogger Speile said...
flaphaven2 said...

You're talking out your arse mate. There's plenty of choice. Go play new Zelda or Animal Crossing or Oblivion or Forza 2 or Wii Sports or Motorstorm or Lego Star Wars or God of War 2...

hold on... is that a SONY game you just mentioned there

yoilp- the sound sony are making after an estimated $2billion loss from selling PS3 consoles
Blogger Billy Morris said...
I do know what he mean's though, there has been a lot of buzz around Halo 3 and Gears(rightly so). FPS fans are mainly the PC crowd who migrated to the much cheaper Xbox360 and they still get hi end graphics. I dont favour the genre off a PC personally, you cant beat the accuracy of Mouse/KB. We're yet to see if the Wii controller can change this with MPrime3.
If you've got a 360 it does seem all they focus on is FPS, yet that is its main audience. That said DOA4 is worth owning a 360 for alone, and PGR4 is on the way.
Blogger shadman said...
@ raw_deal: Are you American? I bet you are. You're American, aren't you? You have to be, else you'd understand the meaning of words like "satire" and "irony".

It's fair to say that most UK:R readers do hate Sony, but only because it's funny watching a once-glorious multi-billion dollar company fall flat on its arse due to arrogance and contempt for the average consumer. And they killed the Dreamcast, the bastards.

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