Tells a story. Has a punchline. Slags off Sony. All boxes ticked.
IN OTHER NEWS...
Cunts Corner has been allowed back on the internet again, and this time it has photographs. If we're not on there by 3.30pm with some sort of accompanying explicit gay Photoshop illustration involving at least three penises we shall be very disappointed.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A BLACK T-SHIRT, FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY LIKE AND WEAR... LAST WEEK'S JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES FIGURES INSIDE SEGA'S AMAZING 'HI-TECH LAND' GIRL GAMERS STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AN INTERVIEW WITH SUMO DIGITAL ABOUT VIRTUA TENNIS... JAPAN. NATION OF BRAVE SAMURAI WARRIORS
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
qwejgg = new jpg format for pictures of wee.
"PS3 is able to Power Sega Saturn" is what it should say
The scary hate filled freaks need therapy.
Either way, it's sad to think blogs like that exist.
Just in case a negative reply is made. I'm not any of these words: c*nt, fa**ot, or sad. You are, but you're too mentally ill to know it.
Seek help!
also, you made it, but sans the penises (the penises made it on their own too)
http://www.cuntscorner.com/view.php?cunt_id=119
You're talking out your arse mate. There's plenty of choice. Go play new Zelda or Animal Crossing or Oblivion or Forza 2 or Wii Sports or Motorstorm or Lego Star Wars or God of War 2...
hold on... is that a SONY game you just mentioned there
yoilp- the sound sony are making after an estimated $2billion loss from selling PS3 consoles
If you've got a 360 it does seem all they focus on is FPS, yet that is its main audience. That said DOA4 is worth owning a 360 for alone, and PGR4 is on the way.
It's fair to say that most UK:R readers do hate Sony, but only because it's funny watching a once-glorious multi-billion dollar company fall flat on its arse due to arrogance and contempt for the average consumer. And they killed the Dreamcast, the bastards.