We didn't take these photos.
There is a story behind them, a story NOT involving us.
A man who works at a game shop got the toys, opened one, took some photos and sent them in. His initial email pointed out that he thought the toy looked like Emily Booth, which was the 'angle' he suggested we use.
We didn't say it was a funny story.
Then he took some with the flash on.
We're not sure if he did that as a joke or seriously to give us a better look.
It was a good idea though.
The end (of society).
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
WV: pihaso - a Japanese man's wee wee
we don't have sex with each other or anything though.
It appears to be Lara's ultimate dildo.
Worthless against a trained sniper.
She is fucked.
All womens hands should be glued thus.
PS4? but i thought the PS3 was "future proof"!!!
http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/11744/532/
That club on the right is Excalibur, kind of. The reason it looks shit is because it was in the last game. All models in that game looked shit.
Would.
This comment was worth it just for word verification I got: wgaykc
It contains the word 'gay'
That's funny isn't it?
But then again, I am reading the comments section of UK:R.
But then again, I am reading the comments section of UK:R.]
You gotta be shittin' me right? your the one giving off the PS loving vibe. If you are a PS lover, someone needs to give you a needle to do the world a favour, but you're probably already familiar with what to do with the social skills you picked up from GTA?
If your not? then it's just you who came off looking sad there mate!
I'll keep a lookout for Teacher.
Well what's the point in coming onto a site you hate, just to tell them the fact?
What a waste of everybodies time.
Nigel, go bollocks and all that, how's your mum....etc....etc
Is Nigel your real name? If so, I'd us a pseudomyn or something.
Plus, I don't feel a need to write a maddox-esque blog on how annoying my job is.
Whatever bitches, toodles!
Whatever bitches, toodles
Did you just call them bitches and then say "toodles"? So you're gay... and from the hood maybe?
If you don't like it, then fuck off. I was here first.
I think your comments are wank, but,this sentence excluded, I've never felt the need to post to tell you.
Also, you are a big gaylord.
Go take some more pictures of your cat.
This comment alone warrants you being put out of our misery, you really need to do some self analysis, to question your gaylord status, cos your sure acting like one.
Fucking toodles? Say what, lol
If you like the site, stay on subject and stop talking crap.
BTW, It's spelt "You're".
LOL :D
I should be put of of your misery? What about mine!?
Toodles.
Picking out grammatical error's is just sooo self righteous, it seems like 'your' completely up 'your' own arse. You're making yourself look like a nob.
Concidering your preciding posts, its reasonable to assume you were being serious, plus a lot of rock fans write off other groups this way.
You can take 'your' toodles and shove it up 'your' arse!
You're wasting people's time on this post, when they would be going on about sad PS fans treating Lara Croft like she's a real woman. Bring it back Nigel, say something funny about the post's subject, as oppose to just insulting ppl, you may just surprise everyone.
More importantly though: Hands up if you think Nigel is a Gaylord
I'm lord of the gays, that means "You're" all my slaves.
Toddles