And here's a picture we just made to illustrate the enemy leader's unconditional surrender:
Sony's plans for a ten-year reich - obliterated!
This is one someone else just made. Hopefully this won't turn into some sort of celebratory Photoshop competition. That would be very sad indeed, were it to happen. Especially if this archive of wartime imagery and this archive of Sony executive staff photos were used to portray Sony as broken and defeated Nazis facing certain execution.
HOPEFULLY THIS WON'T TURN INTO SOME SORT OF CELEBRATORY PHOTOSHOP COMPETITION, BUT IN CASE IT DOES, HERE ARE SOME RAW MATERIALS:
A photo of Ken Kutaragi A photo of Adolf Hilter A photo of some unsold PS3s A photo of the French PS3 launch event
Please don't let this turn into some degrading internet Photoshop competition in which Sony is portrayed in an unfavourable light. It would be deeply unprofessional considering the sadness of this news.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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cezghs - a Polish man coughing
"Ken threatens live seppuku unless his demands are met"
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3226/kenseppukushockpw2.jpg
The obligatory scooby-doo ending.
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7953/scoobydooendingqd1.jpg
zxjufk = Exploding computors sold to Israel by Islamic Fundamentalists
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/3bb5055f34.jpg
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=24619
http://www.unm.edu/~luvcraft/pink-slips.gif
Zorg, can you put up a link to let me obtain Photoshop (legally, of course)
Just download GIMP. It's better anyway-- and free.
Just download GIMP. It's better anyway-- and free.
where better means 'crashes more often and unpredictably' and 'particularly unwieldy.'
http://pics.livejournal.com/croz/pic/0002dcpk
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6122/ww2194hh2.jpg
ITYF it works pretty well on a less p a n t s operating system.
8:40 PM
Wait, was he actually thinking of running GIMP on windo....urk... I... I think I might be sick.
Word verification: mrpifg-- The husband of Mrs. Pifg.
http://www.archives.gov/research/ww2/photos/images/ww2-196.jpg
hgedz a small hungarian town :)
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6524/main1gv4.jpg
No really, i'm not making this shit up!!! Front page tabloid news this morning, Sony's bad PR gauge has gone from condidition ORANGE-sack kuratagi, to condition RED-we're totally fucked!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=451414&in_page_id=1770&ct=5
The really amusing part is the comments section on the article. Midddle-class fuckwits getting all upset.
Won't somebody please think of the children!
Ah Sony, only a slow painful, mass media coverage death will do.
WORD VERIFICATION: ljhiwcv- The gurgling noise the goat made after its head had been lobbed off.
"I would understand if customers wanted to boycott other Sony products such as their televisions because of this controversy."
I love this bit, and whilst they're at it, they can get that f@@king 'playstation2 compatible' shit off the side of my dvd collectors editions!, it's bad enough we have an extra blue GERMAN bbfc logo, because of piracy, which PS2's are mainly bought for.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3664/indexna4.jpg
http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=39259
pareek = the smell of the dead goat corpse after being gang raped by sony execs.
Ban this sick filth!
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6908/x448ew2.jpg
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/10
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23394277-details/Slaughter:%20Horror%20at%20Sony's%20depraved%20promotion%20stunt%20with%20d%20ecapitated%20goat/article.do
I know it's good to hate Sony but that is a step too far. Before you know it the Allies will be winning and you'll be back on their side, pizza and all.
STOP NOW GUYS! Think about what you are saying. Do you really want to side with the Daily Mail?
I think the ends justify the means.
We can adopt neo-conservative style tactic and use our ememies to fight our war. In the words of George Wanker Bush, Your either with us or your with Sony.
Wow, it's on CNN it must be true!!!
http://money.cnn.com/2007/04/27/magazines/business2/sony_playstation.biz2/
daqkk = An off-road race held by 2 thirds of the members of the klu klux klan
Then have a flower arrangement spelling out the phrase 'love from Lik-sang ;)'
http://kotaku.com/gaming/meat-soup/goatgate-sonys-side-of-the-story-256325.php
Anyway we all know that, anything a paper says should be taken with a pinch of salt, but lets face it, Sony's promo idea's have always been offal.
Somebody photoshop a PS3 looking like a headstone saying 'Here lies Ken Kuturagi's career, a lesson in corporate greed.'
Then have a flower arrangement spelling out the phrase 'love from Lik-sang ;)'
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3010/headstoneiv7.jpg
I'm gonna spread that like a GTA hoe's STD.
When we're finished, there won't be anything but old consoles, and we can all play our 16bit machines and forget the year ever went past 1993.
Microsoft and Nintendo are not perfect, but they are far less guilty than the many many historical sins of Sony.