We'd rather take a course of gay drugs and put Master Chief's balls in our mouths than spend a second in the company of any of these controller-kissing cliches.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Probably worth a wank but i'd have to photo-shop my mum's head on first.
Freud, the man was a genious!
The gamer girls that I know (both good looking and not good looking) don't really pose like this. At the most, they're too busy playing the game when people snap pictures of them.
Well, a girlfriend would be nice.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2374/girlgamersagainbigba8.jpg
seriously though does she have both eyes?
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/26/sonys-ken-kutaragi-announces-plans-to-retire/
Also: Would. To the lass in the photo that is, not Ken. Even if she is a bit of a slag.
Oh wait, especially if she's a bit of a slag.
she definately has a touch of the downs just like that sonia off of eastenders (known as 'the slug' in our household).
Yes Sonia was the t.v. lesbo kiss that didn't require me to buy a new pack of mansize tissues.
See:
http://www.kagin.co.jp/mobile/i-mode/img/moomin_1.gif
Would.......beat her at any game involving guns and cars.
She'd probobly win at Super Galdelic Hour though......
My other half wants me to buy her Hotel Dusk for the DS, will probably buy me God of War 2 (if, of course, it's out) so I've got something to do while she's in London for a week, is getting to the end of Kingdom Hearts 2 and encourages me - yeah, ENCOURAGES ME to play games to help her fall asleep. So I get to play games EVERY SINGLE NIGHT purely as a sacrifice to make sure she gets a good nights sleep. Brilliant!
And she's also a real goer in the sack.
doxxras - something a geeky kid at school shouts in the vain hope it will scare a bully.
"Be cool if the girls expressed more love for the 16 bit era"
I really can't decide if it would be cool. Would they just be saying that? You'd always worry she was faking it.
Sounds like your idea of a goer in the sack is different from the rest of us. unless you mean she goers straight to sleep.
what's she doing in London for a week? Not playing Hotel Dusk i reckon. Hotel duck* is more likely.
word verification: yiimf - proper name for gum stuck under seats on public transport
*Hotel Duck - a game played by people trying to sneak past reception without being spotted.**
**Possibly - i kinda just made that up
Git.
Although Hotel Dusk is very good.
*goes off to have a furious jealousy wank*
Bit off topic but - PlayStation creator Kutaragi resigns.
Funny jokes welcome.
Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather have one of those lingerie or perfume models I think with the pad just in front of her out of reach - best she not pick it up for fear of confussion on her part as to what it is and why it has wobbly bits.
kilmnk - definition: A DOS command available on all robots in sci-fi films which makes them lash out at bald religious folkie.
Bit off topic but - PlayStation creator Kutaragi resigns.
Funny jokes welcome."
I know Zorg has been getting some stick for the endless topics about PS3, but we'll allow him to do this one with open arms! We have won the war!!!
<3
They are hot!
The way she is holding the Halo CD in the second picture is the international female gamer sign for "I take it up the wrong'un"
Word Verification: dbkrvv
Turkish donkey meat kebab with extra flies and a can of moutain dew
I call your bluff, Gamerhelp!
phnarxtq - the sound made by someone making sexual innuendo to girl gamer and then being karate chopped in the throat.
Ken Kutaragi steps down and this is the update? You guys should be on call for events like this.
They're incapacitated in a corner spunked unconscious with the excitement.
Its victory after all.
pyqex: underpants with snack storage facility.
See you in hell Sony. Tell Hilter i said hi.
Confused,
Ooshka
ypnbnsi - a porn star from Soweto
(Still would, however.)
http://ebergen.net/images/lolcopter.gif
:/
M'kay.
squcmu - The noise a gerbil makes when you put it in the microwave
unless they can kick my ass in street fighter, then maybe, but in a dominatrix-kinda way.
much rather play 1-player SF while discussing something 'topical'
qoqoreug - a randy kangaroo
xavanai: Antidepressants
Something like that anyway
I totally agree with bilal about the dominatrix thing.
Videogames, real videogames, are for men.
Imagine a world wear women commentate on football matches, play videogames, and like cars? :-o
I forgot, that world is now. ( I just hanged myself )
Didn't do a very good job of it if you're still typing, eh?
jcaqnekt - how a dyslexic spells a type of casual coat