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I know you're temped to post some mindless drivel here about the PS3, if only to justify taking out a loan to purchase a now-defunct console.
We don't give a fuck.
Please don't post anything. It will help you from looking like a complete twat further on.
Now kindly piss off before you do anything idiotic.
Like continue to live, for instance.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Screw you you dirty Chart Track quoting PS3 fanboy cunts! 82% in your face! 82% of my balls on your face! 82% of my fist in your ass! 82% of homeless people get murdered!
165,000 pieces of shit on the wall.
In your face!
Ahhhh. haha. ah. urgh.
Perhaps because it might show last weeks figure was a LIE?
Ben Chud: Pardon?
PS3 Fanboys: Fuck. Right. Off.
fpdqxndc - too fucking long for a word verification, buddy.
word verification: smrygol. Wasn't he in Lord Of The Rings?
http://gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=23977
If you live on a hill, you might take the ps3 an put it right under your car/truck's wheels so if the breaks fail you have a guarantee.
I heard it does that job way better than DC/wii/360/rock so In your face you who don't like ps3 HAHAHA.
Also the sound it does when it breaks or when it sinks in shit beats the hell out of other consoles HAHAHAHA in your face anti-ps3 fanboys
i just love the lies
"Selling less PS3s is GOOD! It means there are MORE AVAILABLE TO BUY!"
Dickheads.
tcnshhgw!
Keyrat : I'm sure that they'll be more hilarity the next time SOny PR shit out of their mouths again.
http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=2537&s=l
Apparently the Blu-ray discs are used to store all the artificial intelligence. You can't fit artificial intelligence on a DVD you see!
Did mention that I called this?
Because I did.
Not that that was impressive to anyone other than Sony fanboys, who thought the numbers actually meant something.
Sony have been such a negative force for videogaming, that most gamers are now mindless zombies, happy to play games that would make eating your own leg off seem like fun.
I just hope Sony dies. They may have once been good at making tv's, but for quite a while now, they've been like a plague ridden corpse infecting the innocent with their stench.
I hope the videogame division dies, then the television division, and finally the whole evil empire will crumble into the abyss.
Phil Harrison will try to run, but we shall grab the bastard, and let Nintendo and Sega kick the crap-out of him.
All this anti-Sony enthusiasm is prove that common-sense is once again alive and well in the West.
Burn Sony, burrrrn!
Tho i do admit i missed you guys for the week without news
http://biffovision.blogspot.com/2007/04/spiked.html
I know of no stores that keep their PS3's on the shop floor like that...
What a sad buch of tossers you really are...
The actual display boxes (the ones made by Sony to advertise the console) don't have any handles on them.
All of the ones on these photos do have handles.
Twat.
I doubt they'd hand out display boxes to people.
Twat.
Nice way to deceive people....
Funniest, dumbest comment of the day:
"you do know for each of those boxes, if the console isn't already inside, the contents are in a back room, ready to be packed in?"
This is totally bogus, Sony send out the display boxes flat packed, there are no consoles out back, dumbass...
Is this guy typical of the morons that post here?
"Here, have about 30 display boxes. There's no logical reason for it, and from a marketing point of view it's an extremely idiotic thing to do, but there you go."
Because wow, you can't get a Wii for beans and their display boxes are everywhere! Oh no wait, there are none. At least, there are none identical to the retail boxes (as per the Sony ones in the picture).
Dickhead.
And I'm the moron? I'm sorry, but I don't recall being shot down repeatedly in another thread like you were.
Now fuck off.
"It's, like, Christmas and stuff, and no one has money left to buy consoles (that was the excuse here in North America starting around December 26th)".
"It's like, March, almost April, and that's not exactly when consoles sell (an excuse I honestly saw on here awhile back; so if you're keeping score, no one buys anything from December 26th to April 4th at least).
Poor sales are called good sales, because of the quantity of consoles available that could have sold.
Now, despite the fact that the sales are clearly-- according to the same company that was recently held up by Sony fans as showing how well Sony was doing-- shit and that there are pictures showing exactly how many are ACTUALLY available in the stores, they are focusing on if some boxes are real PS3 boxes. Here's a thought: who gives a fuck?
Whether or not the BOXES have PS3s in them or are some kind of crazy, fake, make it look like your system is selling like crap marketing idea, the system IS NOT selling. Those boxes could have Wiis and 360s in them for all the difference that fact makes. 82% drop, even if you believe chart track's original numbers. 60% software drop. Tons of them unsold at a major chain. What does it matter what's in the fucking boxes?
The saddest part is that if Sony told these same fanboys that the box WAS the PS3, they'd say "Durr, sure. That's a great idea", and convince themselves that they thought a cardboard box was worth $659.
I went down town today.
And guess what I saw?
That's right, a PS3 'display' box.
And guess what?
It DOES NOT have a handle.
Instead, it has some text saying 'NOT FOR SALE' in three languages.
If you like, tomorrow I can take some pictures of it.
You know, photographic evidence.
Do tell. I'd quite like to shoot you down again. You get shot down so well.
Well?
I used to work for E.B. now known as GAME, and the PS flatpacks are very flimsy, and DO NOT come with the handles.
The obvious give away is that fact that they're BEHIND the counter where the 'hey mate do you wanna buy 10 playstation games for a quid, fella!?' thieving Chavstation fans cant nick them!
The argos staff have simply got them ready for the eerrr- rush?
You could say that they've put empty boxes there to promote PS3, but following your women's logic then, you could say the one person at the PS3 launch, was actually a stand-up cardboard figure, which TBH would be a lot more believable.
Over the years, there's always been rivalry between formats like Amstrad vs VIC, BBC vs Spectrum, Amiga vs ST, Megadrive vs SNES, and now we've reached 360, Wii and PS3.
Here's the thing, 360 and Wii fans seem far more objective in the pro's and con's of each console.
360 fans know there's something they'll love on the Wii
Wii fans know there's something they'll love on the 360
PS fans, nothing is any good, if it does'nt have sony on it. lol this may have been true in the 80's when sony used to make decent telly's.
Now they've grown into and overbearing Rupert Murdock corporate bully, and deserve everything they get!
What's united Wii and 360 fans is:-
1. Sony pissed off half the gaming industry by forcing liksang to close which promoted Sony PSP's!?
2. All non-sony fans have been watching and recording all the historical lies they've told since PS2 using FMV to compete, and saying it's graphics etc etc etc.
3. The PS2 numb-nuts forced Sega's downfall and think they're hardcore, when Sega is a hardcore based Arcade machine making company, and experience shows too when playing Saturn and Dreamcast games.
Usually it's blind pride you are defending along with your ego that you have'nt just bought a piece of crap. You are afraid people will laugh at you if you buy a PS3 and rightly so, because they have been all the time you had your PS2. LMAO
Zack: Even Iran gave up the ghost in the end, why not come to your senses? You never know you might get a friend!? Worth a try anyway lol
All the nice Sony fanboys have made me really horny. Even Ken is getting hot over all the arse-kissing.
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Love ya lots.
Big Phil