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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
What chance does the fat plumber have? Although, hedgehogs aren't notorious for their speed.
Maybe it will all finally come out that Sonic's adversaries were actually all stuck in a slow-motion warp drive, so due to relativity, Sonic thought he was fast?
zoqium: on the periodic table...
16-bit Sonic vs 16-bit Mario? Mario wouldn't stand a chance. He'd shove a raccoon up his bum and fly off in shame.
Or Mario is pumped up on steroids.
Or both.
or something.
Who's actually going to be developing this? I'd like to see Sonic Team involved... *snigger*
The Universe is going wrong! Judgement day is coming!
Mario: Don't let Sonic drag you down too.
This burning question has kept me up many a night. Others:
What is faster, a cheetah or a mule corpse?
What is faster, an F-15 or a skateboard?
What is faster, DSL or dial-up?
etc.
Sonic overtook him so many times that the judges stopped to count. The memories of this humiliation is carved in the world's eyes forever.
As the only logical consequence to such blatant demonstration of Sega's Excellency, the United Nation decided Japan should restart the production of Dreamcast (or face immediate destruction).
Same thing, Mario knows he could have Sonic killed, the rebellion is over, but he wants the public to see him "win" to discourage further dissent.
sonic is going down
mario is going up
btw sonic size should be like a mario's shoe
It's because Megadrive was more powerful so Sonic seemed to be faster than Mario on Super Nes.