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This is surely a joke...


MARIO Vs SONIC :(

...a joke to think that Mario could ever compete with Sonic.
Blogger Rikki said...
"it's a-me maaaario" - he even sounds slow, whereas Sonic: well it's in the name, isn't it?

What chance does the fat plumber have? Although, hedgehogs aren't notorious for their speed.

Maybe it will all finally come out that Sonic's adversaries were actually all stuck in a slow-motion warp drive, so due to relativity, Sonic thought he was fast?

zoqium: on the periodic table...
Blogger David said...
Sonic's got more and more shite with every game since Sonic 2, so by now Mario could probably beat him at everything except the 100m run-at-the-camera-oops-I-fell-off-the-level.

16-bit Sonic vs 16-bit Mario? Mario wouldn't stand a chance. He'd shove a raccoon up his bum and fly off in shame.
Blogger Zouka said...
Maybe Sonic is given loads of tranquilizers before each event or something.

Or Mario is pumped up on steroids.

Or both.
Blogger Mentski said...
Ok, so Sonic will pretty much piss over him in the 100m dash, but Mario might have it in the toilet unblocking marathon.

or something.
Blogger jeremy said...
he'll grab his cape and have yoshi trip him on the first round.
Blogger Joel said...
If I see sonic at his full speed running at the same speed as mario, I will be upset.
Blogger Dalvado said...
Sonic'll take the running events easily. The shot putt? Well Mario might have the edge.
Blogger Nigel Tufnel said...
And the high-jump contest.

Who's actually going to be developing this? I'd like to see Sonic Team involved... *snigger*
Blogger Sam said...
You fools, don't you see? Pack your things and run for the hills, this is an omen!

The Universe is going wrong! Judgement day is coming!
Blogger phorenzik said...
This is wrong.
Mario: Don't let Sonic drag you down too.
Blogger Dan said...
Sonics fucked in the swimming though isnt he?
Blogger Madbury said...
Hopefully the only one that will be fucked in the swimming pool is Cream.
Blogger James said...
I disagree with david. Sonic 2 was a crock of donkey shit wanked out in less than a year to rob the entire nation. Sonic 1, CD and 3+K are good, good enough to make us all extremely sad bastards for sonic despite sega whipping us in the dick with a belt buckle for over 10 years with wanky crap. So there.
Blogger defenestrator said...
"Mario and Sonic have been respectful rivals since the early days of video games," said Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto. "Now that they have been given the perfect opportunity to meet at the Olympic Games, we may finally learn who is actually faster, Mario or Sonic?"

This burning question has kept me up many a night. Others:

What is faster, a cheetah or a mule corpse?

What is faster, an F-15 or a skateboard?

What is faster, DSL or dial-up?

etc.
Blogger Robotron2084 said...
In this picture, Sonic is about to finish his race while the big fat plumber is still in his first lap, and hasn't even reached the first curve.

Sonic overtook him so many times that the judges stopped to count. The memories of this humiliation is carved in the world's eyes forever.


As the only logical consequence to such blatant demonstration of Sega's Excellency, the United Nation decided Japan should restart the production of Dreamcast (or face immediate destruction).
Blogger amagni said...
Remember the end of Gladiator? Where the emperor took a break from molesting his sister to have a staged fight with Russel Crowe after stabbing him backstage?

Same thing, Mario knows he could have Sonic killed, the rebellion is over, but he wants the public to see him "win" to discourage further dissent.
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...
Uh that was The Empire Strikes Back where Russel Crowe was encased in cellulite.
Blogger Gazu said...
Speed is irrelevant but direction is everything.

sonic is going down
mario is going up


btw sonic size should be like a mario's shoe
Blogger Clive said...
you are all forgetting mario has been in training the last few years, playing soccer, tennis, basketball and the occasional round of golf. The frequent partys may have taken their toll on the guy tho.
Blogger Alexandre said...
Sonic isn't faster than Mario.
It's because Megadrive was more powerful so Sonic seemed to be faster than Mario on Super Nes.
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