Amazingly, the blundering Sony sympathiser has even used the box - the box that says GEARS OF WAR on it - to illustrate PS3's upcoming flop war game Resistance.
Whether this is an evil wartime lie designed to trick people or simple stupidity on its part, the end result will be the same - no pre-orders. Well done on matching Sony's ineptitude, though.
Labels: WAR ON PS3
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i know plenty of peeps who have pre ordered Ps3's including myself.
if you dont like it/cant afford one, thats fine, why not go of and play your xbox/wii and stop wasting bandwith with this crap.
Can anyone else figure it out?
If I have to say the phrase "Missed the Point" one more time I'm going to stab the nearest Sony fanboy ponce IN THE FACE.
what is this 'point' u keep going on about?
Y'know, it might be an idea to actually have a good look around the site before saying anything about it.
Though I'm intruiged, how did you stumble across UK:R?
Hence the confused American Youth.
The "Is it satire?" debate on GAF makes particularly hard reading.
Nice of them to waste their bandwidth and help UKR's rise up the Google rankings though.
Thanks to your article I had to get out of bed a whole 15 minutes earlier than normal today due to someone at work ringing me to ask me to put the right image on.
Plus I was right in the middle of an awesome dream!
Cheers you bastards!
Sam @ Gameplay
well it's either you lot or rllmuk, and tbh while typing this i'm thinking it's them cos let's be honest, if you lot had the opportunity to hack a site it wouldn't be ntsc-uk...
*cough*sony.com*cough*
(not Richard Jacques just in case anyone was worried)
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=73696
I suggest everyone play the themes from GODS, SWOS and Cannon Fodder on repeat for the whole week as a sign of respect.
like that girl gaming clan i can't remember the name of.
euxak
" Watching Sony fall over, is not only enjoyable, but also a very spiritual, moving experience "
Gameplay are using a game that has nice screenshots. It's a shame it's a pile of crap to play though.
In a way, it suits the PS3: All gloss and no soul.
Quite ironic really.
Cliffy B may be a self-promoting twat of the highest order, but his clear passion and lofty intent for Gears is something the industry would do well to see more of.
I haven't played RFOM and wouldn't like to compare it until I do, but I firmly believe GOW stands proud as an intense, visceral game experience with fantastic art direction.
Ah well, I guess Sony will win soon enough, and everyone will go back playing games full of soul. Crazy Frog Racer anyone?