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Ken Kaption Kompetition

We got about 70 emails, and that's not including all the idiots who forgot to attach the file first time and then had to send it again with a slightly embarrassed apology.


THIS IS THE WINNER:
This is the winner:


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We're hoping the winner might like our entire rubbish t-shirt range as a prize. That's over 45 pounds worth of old, slightly musty, unwanted stock! If you made this one, email us to claim your prize.


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This one was nearly the winner. It's our personal favourite, but sadly there's an apostrophe missing. We're not rewarding someone for bad grammar. This is a harsh lesson.


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This one should've been the winner too, but A-Team jokes are a bit '2005' right now.


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Obviously we can't upload all 70, as that would immediately double the size of the internet and create massive logistical problems worldwide. Not to mention that about 40 of them were really rubbish.


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SPECIAL COMMENDATION for putting in effort.


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These are the runners up or runner ups, however you're meant to say that.


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You lot don't win anything apart from a half nod of respect for at least trying. Thanks, everyone. We probably won't ever do anything like this again, as Hotmail's very rubbish when you get more than one email in a day.

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Blogger Bill said...
46th, I didn't do that badly
Blogger RoboSel said...
I don't think they're in any order though. But if they are then YESSSS I've never come 4th in anything in my life before!
Blogger dw2k6 said...
i think i hold the reward for most unbelievably rubbish entry with 51.
Blogger plyingmyconduit said...
Yay! Mine's at the top.
Blogger Saphion said...
Fuck me, I think I just shat myself.

Huzzah! Nicely done.
Blogger Saphion said...
Actually, is it me or does the bloke on the left have a cone head?

Word verification: "vfffb".
Blogger jawa said...
yay im a runner-runner up. Thats more excericse than ive had all year.
Blogger giocattolamer said...
I guess I made it... into the 40 rubbish ones ^__^. Thanks UK:R, you just made a grown man cry... this was my entry, btw
Blogger kevin said...
CONTROVERSY: #2 lost it's spot due to the lack of an apostrophe, but #1 is critically lacking a comma after "Well." As it stands, it sounds quite "belchy."
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
grats all, thanks for the laugh..

I liked the shenmue sailors one, and that tron one's pretty cool =] I think it's tron, i've seen it somewhere...correct me if im wrong cos otherwise i'll never remember and it will drive me to trondeath overload.
Blogger bilal said...
yay my 99 luft balloons one is runner up too!

i just... i...

cheers guys
Blogger shonky said...
I'd like to thank the academy, my family who stood by me even when others were saying "I don't get it", the whole production team, and God...



omsarm - a terrorist reaching sexual climax.
Blogger Mentski said...
hoh mine was there. number 15. yes. although it was kind of part of a series, and although possibly funny on its own, possibly funnier in context with the other.

also:

http://www.thisisliving.tv/

Sony's new fantastical ad campaign for the PS3 release then!

It kind of reminds me of Sega's really bad choice of ad campaign for the DC, focusing on wierd lifestyley/pop culture/cinematic pap instead of what actually matters... The games... Not that would help Sony if they did show the games, obviously.

For fuck's sake, they don't even mention WHAT THE FUCK IS BEING SOLD... At least the Sega Robbie Williams barber stand-off crapfest said "Dreamcast" at the end, and had a good starting lineup of software, which they decided to just not mention.

Hooray for "Hey, this is cool because WE say its cool, you don't need to see any real evidence of this, just watch a load of people chucking a grenade about instead, and buy our new white elephant thats got nothing worthwhile to offer you that our competitors don't do for half the fucking price" ad campaigns!

Verification: gjveal - gj indeed.
Blogger tyler said...
Some of those are too British for an American like me to understand.. Who is Phil Harrison? And what's a pound worth (against the almighty dollar) these days? Why cant you stick to monty python jokes. Americans understand that.
Blogger cowsbrain said...
Phil Harrison is an extremely popular British sitcom comedian. Us crazy Brits love to laugh at him in television shows no doubt written by Ben Elton which usually end with hilarious consequences.

He's also vice president of SCEE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_harrison

By the way, 425 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS is equal to about 840 US Dollars.
Blogger ThwartedEfforts said...
Q: What do you call a man who decorates bathrooms?
A: Tyler

CONTROVERSY: #2 lost it's spot due to the lack of an apostrophe, but #1 is critically lacking a comma after "Well." As it stands, it sounds quite "belchy."

Beautiful.
Blogger Halverde said...
No, not a single one of them is funny.
Blogger ScSiDaN said...
battling to stop laughing. if only ken the cunt would stick a ps3 up his ass. i think i would tear open.
Blogger Billy said...
No need to swear.
Blogger Peter said...
I think we need a competition redux using ComicJuice!

http://comicjuice.com/
Blogger Rebel_Game said...
fools let microsoft r@pe you on extras. Mindless automatons follow 360 rebel

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