TODAY'S PS3 SALES DISASTER ROUND-UP:Web retailer Simply Games is already discounting PS3, selling pre-orders for 415 pounds. Gameplay, who we forgot about, also has some left. We walked along Oxford Street yesterday. London's busiest shopping street. HMV and GAME were still taking pre-orders. The FT says Sony's claims of PS3 "shortages" are "baffling".
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Each post .02% worse than the last. KEN KUTARAGI'S KAPTION KOMPETITION A MAN SENT US SOME POEMS ABOUT SONY TOYS R US IS FAKING PLAYSTATION3 PRE-ORDERS AN UPDATE THAT'S NOT ABOUT PS3 BEING A DISASTER EVERYWHERE STILL HAS PS3s LEFT PS3 - EUROPE GETS LESS FOR MORE GAME *ALREADY* BACKPEDALING OVER PS3 PRE-ORDERS PS3 IS A SALES DISASTER IN AMERICA THINGS CURRENTLY OUT-SELLING PS3 #1 'CRAZY MACHINE... THE HTML ERAS
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I also blame Sony for Phantasy Star Universe being a bit shit compared to Phantasy Star Online, purely because PS2 was it's intended platform.
How the fuck am I going to get my PSO fix now? Fucking Sony. I hope they fucking die. In a fucking fire.
Fuckers.
Well, Curry's are taking pre orders (for 50 quid deposit :O ), but the actual pre order code doesn't work...so we can't take any orders or process any sales...how good is that!
Keep up the anti-PS3 news and hello to all in the UK!
How can anyone resist?
They literally had multiple copies of the same few posters covering almost the entire windows; including one advertising that you could get a PS3 on launch day cheaper if you traded in your Wii.
Let me reiterate that. Wii's are in huge demand, wanted by everyone, and everywhere is sold out. Game want you to trade in your extremely rare much-wanted console to get a discount PS3 on launch day even though PS3s are going to be in warehouses and stores everywhere gathering dust.
I actually pointed and laughed for several minutes, like for real.
Makes me Smile ^_^
Despite having some playable games, the machines visual-output is appalling. I just can't stand PS2 3D, all the games look anorexic compared to the plump juiciness of most good Xbox/Gamecube/Dreamcast titles.
PS3 will stamp the PS2 out, and for that fact, I like the machine.
Who the fuck are they?
Some real news please, possibly including pictures of cosplay and masturbation, preferably together, thanks.
"dnery" - Being Dyslexic yet nerdy?
The PS3 isn't being sold in the run up to xmas, like the 360 was. Also the PS3 has 2 competitors on the market, which the 360 didn't at the time. Looking at it relatively, it's not doing shit...
I don't see the point of buying at launch anyway, paying over the odds for a console and a game you'll most likely complete in less than 8 hours these days (or 6 in Crackdown's case), which hangs all it's hopes on online-fucking-play. If I wanted to hear pre-pubescent kids shouting in my ear I would abuse the caretaker job that's being advertised at my local primary school.
"algzh" I'm not even gonna bother.
and do you have no friends to play or chat with, so you have to chat to pre-pubescent kids during online games? that's just sad.
face it, the ps3 is crap, the wii and 360 piss on it.
it's not missing the point, it's just that by totally hating on the PS3 UK:R implies that the Wii or 360 are the ones to go with, when in reality, they suck balls.
Even the Inquirer are as well about all the BS associated with the Playstation 3.
To be honest when it comes to making a stand and putting their views across (nevermind the basic reports of what is going on, partly brought to attention by UK:R and other websites) i'd rather take what they say rather than somebody who bases a console being great because the other consoles "Suck balls"
All consoles post my Dreamcast suck balls. My Dreamcast is like an arcade in my room, which means I get to avoid puffyjacket brigade and others nevermind eating my money. It all comes down to the games, and sadly the PS3 is utilising nothing special that the others don't have that warrants my full attention...
Wowser, first time I reply on here and I rant. damen!
Uh-huh. If you say so.
"it's not missing the point, it's just that by totally hating on the PS3 UK:R implies that the Wii or 360 are the ones to go with, when in reality, they suck balls."
YES YOU HAVE MISSED THE POINT OF UK:R If you hadn't then you would understand that the only next-gen console UK:R ever implies is great is the fucking Dreamcast.
At this moment it is just that Microsoft and Nintendo do not pull embarrassing PR gaffes every day of the fucking week, and consistently lie and treat with disdain, fans, press and developers.
(Which you quite easily could, since nobody wants one.)
Is there a way to block replies from people who are too stupid to understand the site? Or is that more Web 3.0 stuff?
gays.
This site is about trolling the games industry and resurecting Sega as the King of all that is Dreamcast.
".....it's just that by totally hating on the PS3 UK:R implies that the Wii or 360 are the ones to go with, when in reality, they suck balls."
I never understand why people who post this kind of shit bother.....like the comic writer who said "games are for paedos".
How about if you don't like what you see here - FUCK OFF AND DO NOT RETURN YOU PS3 OPINIONATED MINDSLAVE.