"We're still on schedule to launch PS3 in March throughout the PAL territories" - David Reeves, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe.
We will be checking the internet every day to see if this remains the case, Dave. And anything less than 50,000 units doesn't count as a launch, either.
Labels: LIES
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY'S LATEST INTERNET LIE BLOG GOES WRONG ASTEROID CRASH - EXCLUSIVE REVIEW THE GREATEST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DESKTOP IMAGES IN ... TALL STORIES, WITH KEN KUTARAGI TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO UPDATE THE WEB SITE LIKE IT... TRIP HAWKINS HAS HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA SONIC CHAOS CRUSH - EXCLUSIVE REVIEW
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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(Q from ST)
hehe, I crack me up. Sideways.
In what must surely be considered as another blow to Sony's newly released Playstation 3 console, another formerly announced exclusive is headed over to the competition.
In light of the recent demotion within the Sony Computer Entertainment infrastructure, Ken Kutaragi will now be appearing on Microsoft's Xbox 360 console.
Kutaragi responded with a jubilant, "Fuuuuuuuzion Frrrrrrrenzy!!!"