Pocket Pool has a "provocative adult theme" which means you unlock photos of women as you play. Here are some more photos of the women in it. These are relevant to our 'remit' because they are from a game.
The photos have been taken by "the web's premier glamour photographer" who is a man called J. Stephen Hicks, apparently. Maybe the sequel will use Max Hardcore.
There's also 13 pool games to not know the rules of, like 9 ball, 8 ball, Rotation, Black Jack and, oh, one we know the rules of called Snooker.
There's also 20 video clips of these women to unlock and look at. That's it, really. Here are a few more photos:
Isn't that nice? It's out in January, by which time PSP might have sold another couple of hundred units thanks to Sony's incredible online marketing campaign that's really winning over the gaming community right now.
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i guess people who bought the white model are laughing, far easier to keep clean...
Maybe I'll resist it.
would, would, would, would, wouldnt, would, would, would, would, would, wouldnt ever, would, would, maybe when soused.
Another fine example of Sony treating us like idiots.
*goes and orders PSP and copy of game*
We have the internet with 10,000,000,000,000,000 photos and videos of sexy bitches for free.
Who the hell would buy this?
They often look nice though, so that's a plus!
I think I speak for everyone when I say that you don't.
if you've ever met any, at a show, or in a club
pressing your face against the glass at a peep show and getting together to play some pocket pool with the playboy centrefold at chess club do not count as meeting models.
How do these fuck-wits find this site? Zong, can't you get less popular again? Some more youtube videos should do it.
At least this time round they're using real, flesh existing women - as opposed to anime cartoon pics of japanese schoolgirls, which is just plain perverse.
Hell, I actually came 5 times looking at these pics. Guess which ones for a special prize!