The death of gaming is here.

Nintendos next big hit - Mario Make Up.

Use the Wiimote to get that mascara just right.

And then take a puppy for a walk.

Fucking girls ruin everything.

I'll take the blue-haired one, thank you. Reminds me of Sonic, and that.

At least now I understand why people have been throwing their Wii remotes through their TV screens - nobody tightens the strappy bit to stop it falling off their wrist...

thailand? someone needs to fucking bomb that country to get rid of the queer men in dresses.

"None particularly hot"? Being a bit picky, aren't you?

What's with those oversize black sunglasses that some of the guys in the pics are wearing? If they're a new fashion, I don't think it will catch on - or are they just a way of making it easier for girls to win?

i can see it all now... wii washing up, wii ironing, wii cooking, wii tidying, wii hand-job, wii pick him up from the pub, the list goes on...

Thats all well and good, but who's making the fucking tea?

Would, would.

Maybe, wouldn't.

Not in a million fucking years.

Wouldn't.

Wouldn't.

Wouldn't, wouldn't.

Would, don't know.

Would.

EA GAMES TO RELEASE ALL NEW RTS FOR NEXT-GEN CONSOLES!

Spurred on by the success of the recent release of the RTS videogame 'Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II' for the Xbox 360, Electronic Arts announced the greenlighting for an all new RTS to debut on all three next-gen consoles.
Entitled 'Corporate Strongarm Tactics', players select one of several warring factions in the bid for market-share dominance.
Details include a list of selectable factions available.

Plebian Fodder WorkForce -
Technologically advanced, offset by poor defense and resource management.
Order of the MilqueToast-WunderWeissBrot.
Directly falls under the shadow of the BigBoy Clubbers.

UnionMate OverSeers -
Weapons savvy.
Symbiotically tied to the Plebian Fodder WorkForce, aiding in defense.
Order of the HellHath-NoFury.
Utilizes the 'Litigious Demonetizer', a weapon that siphons resources from the BigBoy Clubbers.

BigBoy Clubbers -
A.I. and pathfinding virtually non-existant.
Bunkered within a ziggurrat of precious Mazuma and powered by the spinal fluid of Plebian Fodder WorkForce.
Order of the ProPagan-Dadaism.

CrossAnalyzed Consumer Mass -
An NPC of ill-defined and indifferent organic mass.
Psychically undulates and gesticulates to BigBoy Clubbers banshee call of the 'Sports Iteration Ad-Naseum'.
Processed into Soylent Crackers by the BigBoy Clubbers.

"We couldn't be more excited!", stated a company spokesperson for EA games, concluding, "Why,...we're so overconfident that we've decided to change the company tag-line of 'It's In the Game' to 'It Be All Up In Yo Bidness'.

Oi Uninexen....

get yer own bloody website.

I've never met a girl/woman who likes games. It's a myth. Sure they may have a go, and giggle, but on the whole, it's like womens professional football; i.e Very strange!

Then again, the Wii is a whole new ball-game, so who knows, they may really embrace it ( " ohhh isn't it cute, and fun!!! )

Violet Berlin will hate me now :( *lol*

Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary...
Resistance - an opposing or retarding force.
Accomodate the retarding force, RancidMare....

Everyone looks to be enjoyable holding a remote in her hands except for the red headed girl, perhaps because the scarf appears to be cutting off the flow of fresh oxygenated blood to the brain.

Well, they've really managed to open the door to the 'non-gamers' this time. For that, I applaud them.

I'm a girl and I love playing video games, just completed resident evil 4, now playing the godfather!