This is clearly symptomatic of the general malaise surrounding the Sonic franchise.
At least it makes the ring sound when you press something. 6/10.
Innovative interactive features! Although when we sent ourselves a postcard we just got a broken image. This, once again, is clearly symptomatic of the general malaise surrounding the Sonic franchise.
It was made by one man. SEGA should give the contract to make the next Xbox 360 game to Michael Dobbins. Can't be any worse and he's bound to be cheaper. If you are Michael Dobbins, please can you email us. We would like to interview you.
THIS LINK TO THE FLASH GAME MIGHT WORK:
Sonic Chaos Crush (Breakout).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PAUL MORLEY IS LOOKING OLD THESE DAYS :( SOME SPANIARDS ARE SENDING SHIT TO SONY EUROPE PS3 IS GREAT AT DISPLAYING PHOTOGRAPHS SOME OUT-OF-CONTEXT SCREENSHOTS OF SONIC THE HEDGE... AFTERBURNER CLIMAX - FULL MULTIMEDIA REVIEW NINTENDO Wii IS *DEFINITELY* MEANT FOR WOMEN EMERGENCY CHANGE OF EDITORIAL STANCE: EVERYONE MUS... AMERICAN EBAYERS QUEUE FOR PLAYSTATION3
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Read this link:
http://www.racketboy.com/retro/2006/12/how-sega-all-but-ruined-sonic-hedgehog.html?08316730