It's better to just laugh at the silly bits that look like inter-species sex and pretend everything's still all OK:
In the overall scheme of things, Xbox 360 Sonic The Hedgehog ranks beneath Game Gear Sonic Drift 2 and just above Tails' Skypatrol in the list of all-time best Sonic games.
It's OK, Sonic, let's not get into the nitty-gritty of who's fault it is now. We'll do that at length over the next three years on various internet forums.
Doesn't this look like sex is about to happen? Xbox 360 Sonic is out today. There are some reviews of it on the internet, but you'd be best off not reading them if you love or even used to like Sonic a bit. Just watch the bizarre end sequence movies and leave it at that.
This is a pretty one. You can click on it to look at it full size - it's so pretty we went the extra mile with the html and image resizing. If you just look at this one image for a very long time and don't think about anything else you might be able to convince yourself everything really is still OK.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
In fact it doesn't need photoshopping as it is.
Maybe give Sonic a bit of a guilty look on his face...
At least there's Yakuza 2 to look forward to.
yes, i just watched the end sequence on youtube and i looked closely at these disgusting interracial porn pics.
i wish SEGA had died with the dreamcast. make them bankrupt, dont ever buy one of their game. it is for their honnor. they need to rest in peace now.
like we say in french "le ridicule ne tue pas" but i wish it would for crappy sega.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Microsoft spokesperson Peter Moore announced two new exclusive game titles to be released for the Xbox 360. The statement occurred during a special press conference in which Moore bared his right arm revealing two tattoos. This tactic was used to great effect at the two previous E3's to announce Halo 2 and GTA 4 respectively.
Unfortunately, Moore apparently confused which arm he was to show at this most recent event, and inadvertently displayed two tattoos which originated from his stint in the Navy several years ago. To rectify Moore's and Microsoft's embarrassment, developer Rare was instructed to rename their two next Xbox 360 releases. Upcoming are 'Killer Instinct: I Heart Mom', and 'Super Battletoads: Anchors Aweigh'.
Stop whining.
Their original Platform mascot.
also a new WonderBoy game would be nice, Theres the "WonderBoy Collection" (Monster World Collection) out on PS2 next week I suppose, but thats Japan only :(
Dave and Baphomet....Go bollocks....It's not my fucking fault you are a pair of rape babies. Why call me a Twat and an idiot? I didn't fucking knowingly but a faulty console. Why the hate?
Dont worry lads. There's always something to wank to on digital tv. Even on boxing day.
Twat.
Also, SOBSOBSOBOOHOO, The only reason I was saying I was glad I was on Nintendo's side back then is because Sega is unquestionably making nothing but shite these days which honestly must be awful for anyone who loved those franchises. On the other hand, Nintendos games are as strong as ever.
Sorry to sound like a fanboy. But its the truth.
Note: I only bought it from Ebay because no website had them in stock. I'm not an idiot and I have never bought a console off Ebay before......never will again now.