Yes, let's celebrate the diversity of the female gaming community by picking which one is the hottest out of a big online meat catalogue. It's enough to make you almost pity girl gamers... but not quite. They're the ones that sent in their photos after all.
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Browse the meat catalogue here. Hopefully it's all one big sting, and as the girls walk through the doors of the venue there's no floor - just a slippery ramp leading down to a huge mincing machine. We'd certainly buy some girl sausages. Even though some of them look a bit gristly.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
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I'D GIVE HER A SNAKE ETC. ETC.
Meanwhile, Mari suggests that we should "Think of a boy gamer with tits", which is a frankly terrifying thought but not quite enough to put me off my stroke (for the record: mouth, fanny, mouth, arse, fanny, arse). Sadly though, as I was jizzing I accidentally looked at the picture containing what seems to be a Doctor Who figure, which I think makes me totally gay for David Tennant.
Still, who isn't, eh?
I wonder where you meet these girl gamers? We could try and track a few of them down or something. Myspace could hold the key.
http://www.missvideogame.com/740425.htm
B.A.B.E.
http://www.missvideogame.com/173686.htm
-Lynn
(yes, the one that is listed on the 5th screenshot above.)
You've already got 2 "would" here. You should be happy with that.
Seriously, though, is it too late to have them crammed into a shipping crate and flown over to the UK?