'MISS VIDEO GAME'
The organisers sound worthy enough, but you know it's mainly about getting girls to send in photos. Like these:
Yes, let's celebrate the diversity of the female gaming community by picking which one is the hottest out of a big online meat catalogue. It's enough to make you almost pity girl gamers... but not quite. They're the ones that sent in their photos after all.
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Browse the meat catalogue here. Hopefully it's all one big sting, and as the girls walk through the doors of the venue there's no floor - just a slippery ramp leading down to a huge mincing machine. We'd certainly buy some girl sausages. Even though some of them look a bit gristly.
Yes, let's celebrate the diversity of the female gaming community by picking which one is the hottest out of a big online meat catalogue. It's enough to make you almost pity girl gamers... but not quite. They're the ones that sent in their photos after all.
PAGE 5, ROW 2, FURTHEST ON THE RIGHT:
Browse the meat catalogue here. Hopefully it's all one big sting, and as the girls walk through the doors of the venue there's no floor - just a slippery ramp leading down to a huge mincing machine. We'd certainly buy some girl sausages. Even though some of them look a bit gristly.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 11/15/2006 01:27:00 PM
12 Comments:
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*deep breath*
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I'm pleasantly surprised that only 4 of them look like men.
I'd do Marthe from that obscure country Norway. I hear they're quite hott up there.
What about Tatiana?
I'D GIVE HER A SNAKE ETC. ETC.
Meanwhile, Mari suggests that we should "Think of a boy gamer with tits", which is a frankly terrifying thought but not quite enough to put me off my stroke (for the record: mouth, fanny, mouth, arse, fanny, arse). Sadly though, as I was jizzing I accidentally looked at the picture containing what seems to be a Doctor Who figure, which I think makes me totally gay for David Tennant.
Still, who isn't, eh?
there is some definite eye candy here
I wonder where you meet these girl gamers? We could try and track a few of them down or something. Myspace could hold the key.
This one's mine:
http://www.missvideogame.com/740425.htm
B.A.B.E.
I feel a 5-knuckle-shuffle coming on...
http://www.missvideogame.com/173686.htm
haters.
-Lynn
(yes, the one that is listed on the 5th screenshot above.)
Lynn, don't act so superior.
You've already got 2 "would" here. You should be happy with that.
http://www.missvideogame.com/192864.htm and http://www.missvideogame.com/894390.htm AT THE SAME TIME.
Seriously, though, is it too late to have them crammed into a shipping crate and flown over to the UK?
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