What's unusual about this is that Prima isn't a video game magazine, it's a magazine about clothes and shopping and diets and "Ooh! This one's got flowers on it!" aimed at bored housewives.
Nintendo is saying that Wii is family fun that could stop your wayward 14-year-old daughter huffing lighter fluid and wanking off boys in stolen cars. Before you know it your family will be like a family from a TV sitcom instead of like a family from the news, all thanks to the unifying family force of... Nintendo Wii.
"Time indoors can be quality time too". It's nice to see a positive spin applied to the world's most anti-social hobby.
We've got another girlfriend off MySpace.
AND WHAT IS THIS?! Has Nintendo granted the Wii Animal Crossing world exclusive first-look to UK woman magazine Prima?!
The "health benefits of a little light exercise"? Nintendo is trying to make Wii sound like something that will make fat women thin. This could be a genius move. After all, this is how we became lettuce millionaires in the early 1980s.
Prima - first for Nintendo Wii exclusives. And also for stuff about PMT and hormone replacement therapy and what trousers to wear to the office party.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
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Each post .02% worse than the last. MEGA DRIVE SONIC 2: EARLY PROTOTYPE VERSION FOUND THE TRIFORCE HAVE/HAS DONE A BOOK ABOUT GAMES PLAYSTATION3 MAKES GREAT GAMES RUBBISH A MAN'S ESSAY ABOUT RACISM IN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS MADE THAT'S FUNNY AND A... BOURNEMOUTH SEGA PARK - NOW A SOULLESS WASTELAND HEAR THE ACTUAL VOICE OF RICHARD JACQUES WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Word verification was "adpenemq", sounds like a suppository or something...
*probably why updates are so sparse, takes a fucking week using the keypad input
A Wii would be nice too!
Still, it's nice to finally see a Nintendo advert which shows loads of screenshots instead of a never ending string of numptys on a sofa.... HEYWAIDDAMINUTE!
Now for the important part... would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't would.
And then take pictures, obviously.
Heck every little console nowadays is :puke: God bless my saturn and dreamcast to live until the end of times.