SO HERE'S SIMON'S INTERVIEW:
WHY ISN'T SEGA RALLY IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Sonic The Hedgehog
WHY ISN'T SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Daytona USA
WHY ISN'T DAYTONA USA IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Streets Of Rage 2
WHY ISN'T STREETS OF RAGE 2 IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Nights
WHY ISN'T NiGHTS IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Phantasy Star Online
WHY ISN'T PHANTASY STAR ONLINE IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Shenmue
WHY ISN'T SHENMUE IN IT?
Because it's not as good as a Virtua Fighter of any kind
WHY ISN'T A VIRTUA FIGHTER OF ANY KIND IN IT?
Because it's not as good as Pong
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION3 MAKES GREAT GAMES RUBBISH A MAN'S ESSAY ABOUT RACISM IN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS MADE THAT'S FUNNY AND A... BOURNEMOUTH SEGA PARK - NOW A SOULLESS WASTELAND HEAR THE ACTUAL VOICE OF RICHARD JACQUES WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME... MORE BORING SEGA-RELATED PHOTOS WE'VE BEEN SENT SELLING A PS3 IS ACTUALLY AGAINST THE LAW THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
ANGRY
We already know what the top 50 games of all time are as we have been told 50 times before.
That and the fact that American 'Football' is shite.
Any Minter games in there?
Benjamin, that was a star post mate.
You haven't, though, and it's rather good and not "cunty" at all.
The triforce wins either way. They send Zorg one copy of the book and suddenly we're all talking about it like the cunts we are, and probably buy it like the cunts we are.
Ifyou'reinmarketingkillyourself.
1) People can't find out if it is shit if it is shit
2) People will think it is porn like the art books with all the muff pictures. That's why they started putting books in plastic
3) It would then be wipe clean
4) You could use the discarded plastic as a make shift Johnny and/or baby suffucator
So minus ten marks for the title. But plus ten for the anal-granny porn that's varnished onto the back cover.
Everyone knows the only decent games on the N64 were the AKI wrestling games.
Really.
Good job that they don't think that all the best games were pre-N64 like everyone else. 'Game On - From Sonic 1 to Mariokart' might not seem as cutting edge.