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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. THE TRIFORCE HAVE/HAS DONE A BOOK ABOUT GAMES PLAYSTATION3 MAKES GREAT GAMES RUBBISH A MAN'S ESSAY ABOUT RACISM IN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS MADE THAT'S FUNNY AND A... BOURNEMOUTH SEGA PARK - NOW A SOULLESS WASTELAND HEAR THE ACTUAL VOICE OF RICHARD JACQUES WE WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME... MORE BORING SEGA-RELATED PHOTOS WE'VE BEEN SENT THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Bought it at 9 in the morning from Dixons (which I'd preordered what seems like eons before, even sold my Lynx 2 to get the money for it), Went home, was finished by 12.
Next day I see a page on the game page on ORACLE (yes, we're talking pre-digitiser) saying that Gamesmaster were looking for people who'd already finished it to phone them up, so, being a spotty 17 year old with delusions of grandure, and of course wanting the FAME AND GLORY associated with it, I phoned up.
I was given a grilling from the researcher, about what happened at the end, etc, and was told I'd be phoned back, and sure enough I was, with them saying "Sega doesn't believe you"
..So I put my money where my mouth is, I said I'd boot up my MD right now, play it through to the end, ring em up just before I finished and tell them exactly what was happening on the screen. The researcher went one further, and said that while I did that he'd drive the 90 miles from London to Cheltenham to get a photo of me for the show (which was being aired on the Thursday), and would phone me every so often to get directions and an update on how far I was into the game.
I managed to finish the game in about 1:30, I think it was, before he even got to Oxford.
He phoned up and told me he wasn't coming for the photo after all, but the story was indeed shown on Gamesmaster the next day.
As for what I'm doing now, I'm a jobless manic depressive, but yes, I do have a blog. Which I hate, and don't update due to being high on drugs all the time.
no wonder you're on drugs now.
Its not like games were hard in those days, especially things like Sonic where you can't die if you've always got one ring on you (oh, and you don't fall off the map... and there aren't that many "bottomless pits" in sonic 2)
Aside from RPGs with their lovely battery backed up RAM, most games were short and had no save option, they were MADE to be finished in one session, for fucks sake...
i think they gave it 65% for that, too.
i don't see what all the fuss was about - noone's crying about mario being finished in 10 minutes or whatever it took on the youtube video :)
but kudos for finishing it so quickly anyway, and for cussing it down over the phone to a gamesmaster guy
Awesome game. Probably the most excited I ever was about a game release.
I once came top at Goldeneye in an official nintendo magazine table. Nintendo sent me a free red controller, but was in a display box made of thin card. Cheapskates
Well it's just some files, no .exe or anything. I assume I need to run them with something else? Do I need to download something to use them?
Is it morally acceptable to put it in the nintendo folder with ZSnes and the gBA emulator?