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AMERICAN EBAYERS QUEUE FOR PLAYSTATION3

And the amazing thing is the reporter managed to find one man who was buying it for his kid, and not just to sell on for profit. The great thing about this, of course, is that no one will buy any games and Sony will just lose loads of money on the hardware everyone's buying to sell on. So carry on, greedy Ebay losers! You're actually doing us a favour.




We'll just be staying inside and not wasting our money on an over-priced rubbish thing we don't need.




Just checking his Ebay listing...




You know they've already spent the profit they think they're going to make by selling the shitbox for twice the price to some loser next week. But what on? Crystal meth?




This fat fuck thinks he's going to sell his PS3 on Ebay for two grand. Please, America, don't fall for it. Wait until Sony cuts the price or there's at least a game for it you really want instead of a deeply boring one you're pretending to want - i.e. Resistance Fall of Man.




Make sure you watch the video until the end. He clearly doesn't have a clue about the whole thing.

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19 Comments:

Blogger Night_Trekker said...

I saw a PS3 sell for over $3,000 the other day on eBay :(

9:11 PM  
Blogger dw2k6 said...

that fat fuck...

1:50 AM  
Blogger dw2k6 said...

maybe he should take up running instead of standing in the same spot for 3 days, that disgustingly obsese fat bastard.

1:56 AM  
Blogger dw2k6 said...

is that black guy really the kids daddy? or his sugar daddy?

1:58 AM  
Blogger ihatesony said...

I cant wait to swash some buckles on that new microsoft wii game!!!

2:25 AM  
Blogger romablog said...

I will continue to use nintendo consoles to play out ALL my fantasies...

especially 'swashbuckling' all over imaginary women

4:24 AM  
Blogger ScSiDaN said...

how can anyone stand in line for 3 days waiting for a PS3 and claim to have a brain? that fat fuck must be special

6:32 AM  
Blogger ScSiDaN said...

will thomas is even more special. whats this towns name? retardville?

7:02 AM  
Blogger CBird said...

At least some people have the right idea - http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/4661551.html

7:57 AM  
Blogger John Hartnup said...

I've been to Rockville. Queueing for a PS3 is probably the most fun you can have there.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Fiddy-Pence said...

Surely a more efficient (and warmer) money making strategy for that 'gang of urban youths' would be to wait outside the shop once they've actually gone on sale and collect them for free via the medium of street mugging? They look more than qualified.

Who knows, perhaps they're just sizing up their 'marks' now?

12:35 PM  
Blogger Fiddy-Pence said...

Just watched the video.

1) Reporter implys people are waiting for a game not a console ("first to get their hands on this game")

2) Dickhead first in line equates expensive gift with love.

3) Dickhead's family appear in tent. If they can spend three days in a tent outside a shop I can only presume they aren't working fulltime jobs, where are they getting $600?!

4) Poor Son of Dickhead just looks embarassed (I'm sure he's reasons it's worth it though).

5)They found a girl gamer! Not only that, but one with a freaky looking identical twin(?).

6)Again, refers to the Wii as a 'game'.

In summary, cunts.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Guru Larry said...

Oh dear, what I suspected. seems those greedy people who queued in line for days for a PS3 just to stick it on eBay had the same idea as everyone and their mother and have saturated the site with them, making it lucky for anyone to get more than retail price.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/11/15/business/AS_TEC_Japan_PlayStation.php

Same thing Happened to a mate when the limited edition, Steel Battalion Line of Contact was released on the Xbox.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Guru Larry said...

Try the link now, needs sticking together tho.

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/
11/15/business/AS_TEC_Japan_
PlayStation.php

6:39 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

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10:14 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Gullable buggers, honestly, two grand in dollars?! Haha! They will more than likely get that sure, but heh, proves how desperate some people are.

10:17 PM  
Blogger cynthia said...

apparently 'food' is a must have if you're camping out for a ps3.

10:57 PM  
Blogger Haarball said...

So who told this guy that consoles were "games"? The Wii game? Bloody hell.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Branch-me-do said...

Anyone else think the fat fuck looks awfully like unfortunately-named-and-forever-typecast-playing-the-fat-hardcase-sergeant Tom Sizemore?

4:52 PM  

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