We'll just be staying inside and not wasting our money on an over-priced rubbish thing we don't need.
Just checking his Ebay listing...
You know they've already spent the profit they think they're going to make by selling the shitbox for twice the price to some loser next week. But what on? Crystal meth?
This fat fuck thinks he's going to sell his PS3 on Ebay for two grand. Please, America, don't fall for it. Wait until Sony cuts the price or there's at least a game for it you really want instead of a deeply boring one you're pretending to want - i.e. Resistance Fall of Man.
Make sure you watch the video until the end. He clearly doesn't have a clue about the whole thing.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
especially 'swashbuckling' all over imaginary women
Who knows, perhaps they're just sizing up their 'marks' now?
1) Reporter implys people are waiting for a game not a console ("first to get their hands on this game")
2) Dickhead first in line equates expensive gift with love.
3) Dickhead's family appear in tent. If they can spend three days in a tent outside a shop I can only presume they aren't working fulltime jobs, where are they getting $600?!
4) Poor Son of Dickhead just looks embarassed (I'm sure he's reasons it's worth it though).
5)They found a girl gamer! Not only that, but one with a freaky looking identical twin(?).
6)Again, refers to the Wii as a 'game'.
In summary, cunts.
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/11/15/business/AS_TEC_Japan_PlayStation.php
Same thing Happened to a mate when the limited edition, Steel Battalion Line of Contact was released on the Xbox.
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/
11/15/business/AS_TEC_Japan_
PlayStation.php