That's definitely just a photograph of a mountain. It's not really impressive that PS3 can display photographs. You can get 1080p photographs off Google, and most phones can display photographs these days.
Philips CDi could display photographs as backgrounds. So could the MEGA CD. This is not clever.
You can see the join.
Sony certainly faces its own 'Everest' in making people believe any of the shit it churns out these days.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
sort of.
/isn't going to be buying a PS3.
Bah where's an edit function when you need one.
Bah.
It's obvious to the eye that has brains that it's the same mountain range, and the angle of the lower shot indicates that the mountains are definitely 3-dimensional (check the angle on the outcrop to the left of the sharp-angled cliff on the far right.
For all I know, the mountains are only made up of 12 polygons with super high-res textures... but since some textures are in fact photographs, you're right in a way.
Right... Just not funny.
It's boring really. I never make judgments until I have the real thing on my tv.
I do enjoy seeing the funny things Sony get-up-to though!