Denying the SEGA holocaust since 1996

[UK:RESISTANCE]

[IDIOT TOYS]

HIGHLIGHTS
Oh, how we laughed! Maybe once or twice.

PSP Lie Watch - GT4 Mobile

Sega Park carpet!!

SEGA World Sydney 2

SEGA World, Sydney

SEGA's 1950s sexism

Being horrible about girls

Being nice about girls

*AMAZING* reader Cream porn

SEGA fruit machines

PS3 Lie Watch - Tekken 6

E3 2006 photos

PS3 Lie Watch - The PS3

How is Andy Crane?

Dreamcast bicycle!

The 'SEGA Rap'

OutRun2006 - a celebratory review

PS3 Lie Watch: Motorstorm

OutRun2 Coast2Coast screenshot guide

SEGA's sexy 1990s adverts

SEGA Homestar -- reviewed!

Sega Rally 2006 SHOULD NOT EXIST

Mobile Monkey Ball

Trying to buy an Xbox 360

Microsoft's 'urban youth' Xbox 360 movie

Xbox 360 launch party pics

Origen Zero Hour gonzo report

DoA movie trailer

An actual proper review of Ninja Gaiden Black

Afterburner Climax

Non-sexy PSP porn UMD reviewed

Blog does story about blog doing story (and repeat)

San Andreas class action... thing

More HOT LARA CROFT PORN!

Eminem is in the 50 Cent game :(

HUGE Nintendo DS design flaw discovered

Rolf Harris meets Sonic The Hedgehog

X360 mag reviewed

Nintendogs 'fake dog' photo shame

Joanna Dark's FHM airbrush shame

PSP 2.0 downgrade (a joke)

Miyamoto and puppies

Tokyo Game Show 2005

UK Frag Dolls REVIEWED by sexiness!

THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME

German PSP promo photos

Monkey Ball Sex SHAME

Sonic Team's new project!

New Xbox 360 magazine is 'rubbish'

Tomb Raider Legend PORN SICKNESS

Lan Party photos!!!

Everquest II models' 'pornstar' shame

UKR gaming clan launched!

Project Rub 2 pictures!

LCD and plasma HDTV guide for PS3 and Xbox 360

PSP Lumines 'fan fiction'

PSP Lumines 'sort of review'

GamesMaster visit!

Sega's Homestar

PS3 launch games confirmed!

Xbox 360 launch games revealed!

Trip Hawkins and his Atkins Diet thing

PHOTOS OF RICHARD JACQUES!!!

Great Jobs For Paedophiles

Ulala cosplay

Nokia N-Gage tester "hell"

World of Warcraft "girls"?

San Andreas "Hot Coffee" sex game mod

Stupid woman jealous of Lara Croft

Battle Raper 2 pics

E3 wheelchair groper

Gizmondo E3 booth babes

Sonic CD Superlovers

Fat kid "1337 h4x0r"

PS3 + Killzone 2 LIE WATCH!

Frag Dolls -- Reviewed!

Spurned employee RAMPAGE!

Visiting the Gizmondo shop

Seeing Playboy's Natalie Denning

EA Cricket 2005 'hilarity'

Xbox 360 photos?

"New Games Journalism" anti-manifesto

UKR -- The Mansion

A great Paris Hilton joke

GTA San Andreas Tetris

FIFA Street MP3

PSP battery jokes

Need for Speed Underground 2 HUMILIATION

Richard Jacques update

Kasumi's feet!

Kasumi's panties!

OutRun2, Doom 3 and Fable guide

50 reasons to buy OutRun2

OutRun2 'flag man'

What women drivers really say

Tron loser

PS2 EyeToy OutRun2

DoA Beach Volleyball wallpapers

A day trip to Sega!

SEGA VEST AND RIVAL GANG MEMBER T-SHIRTS

We've made two UKR t-shirts you can buy in our new shop. One's about loving Sega, the other's a bit more vague and sort of a joke about 'gang culture':

NOT A JOKE

We've made 100 of each, about 40 medium, 30 large and 30 "American" (XL). We even made ten "Gang Member" ones in a girl's size for girls! We'll be taking those to the grave, but it was fun making a "product".




ABOUT THE SHIRTS
They're printed on needlessly expensive American Apparel shirts, because we didn't want to do any cheap, ill-fitting crap. The AA tees are nice and a bit fitted so they don't go all stretched and baggy. The designs are screen printed so will last.




They're 15.99 MIGHTY ENGLISH POUNDS each. Postage is 1.99, or 2.49 if you buy two or more. Oh, and buy them here. You can pay by Paypal or using a credit card, and you don't need to sign up for a Paypal account. Hope you like them! (please like them, we've got two-fucking-hundred).


OUR OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:
Both UKR t-shirts are also ideal for mopping up tears or blood.

19 Comments:

Blogger SUMIRE said...

You should do that Rival Gangs one in a hoody for that true gangsta look.

9:55 AM  
Blogger phallus said...

American Apparel? "...crooked seams and missed stitches" according to the Guardian, so it must be true. And it says their boss is a dirty sex person. Does that mean you should admire him or hate him? Or both?

11:04 AM  
Blogger Lain said...

lol @ stylus PSP usage.

11:23 AM  
Blogger A Nony Mouse said...

Next UK:r should start a syndicated web comic. Produce a range of bedclothes and stuffed dolls. Become part of the crap media revolution.

11:26 AM  
Blogger [cf4]HumanShield said...

Would large fit me?

11:29 AM  
Blogger Jo said...

But... But... What about girls who love Sega and who aren't man-sized? You want us to walk around naked? Ah, now it all becomes so very clear...

11:34 AM  
Blogger aporkalypse said...

I'm selling knock offs of these on Norwich market.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Phil Fish said...

those designs suck.
the best part about this is the stylus psp.
now that would make a kickass design.
i just stole your idea.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Duckula said...

they are holding the games consoles the wrong way

3:50 PM  
Blogger igl said...

OH MAN! Yer island apes almost made cool tshirts, but it all falls apart when ye click on the add to cart button. http://paypalsucks.com/

4:42 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Oof, nice one. Can we have something a bit more violently offensive, like a hentai version of Sonic raping 50 Cent while the pathetic 'gangsta' weeps bitter tears of humiliation? Or perhaps a swastika with a nice big copyright infringing EA logo underneath.

5:28 PM  
Blogger Robin64 said...

I got one of each. I'm a right nutter!
Look forward to seeing more..

5:44 PM  
Blogger mykel said...

The aspirational lifestyle photographs have me sold :)

"Jo said...
But... But... What about girls who love Sega and who aren't man-sized?"


Yes, what about the under-9's?

12:00 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Response to the paypaysucks guy - wouldn't it be an absolute hoot if that nopaypal was a conspiracy cooked up to persuade people that paypal sucked, and then to just take your money anyway?
No? Oh. Well, i'm off to go make a swastika that uses the letters A and E...

2:25 PM  
Blogger fujiwaratofuten said...

I reckon that UK resistance should start offering "alternative" game covers that represents the true game that lies inside, instead of the marketing/arty nonsense of most games.

It'll be cheap and truthful.

I've started the ball rolling by creating my own on:

http://thescratchybeard.blogspot.com/

Adios

12:41 PM  
Blogger Robin64 said...

Mine arrived today! Hooray.

1:03 PM  
Blogger igl said...

maybe BEN, maybe not.

I also demand a 'Spiel Macht Frei' tshirt now!

9:55 PM  
Blogger Brinstar said...

I got mine the other day. My life has been improved. Cheers, UKR.

5:48 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

You're onto a goldmine here Zorg. This lot would literally buy fucking anything.

11:13 PM  

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