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We've made two UKR t-shirts you can buy in our new shop. One's about loving Sega, the other's a bit more vague and sort of a joke about 'gang culture':

NOT A JOKE

We've made 100 of each, about 40 medium, 30 large and 30 "American" (XL). We even made ten "Gang Member" ones in a girl's size for girls! We'll be taking those to the grave, but it was fun making a "product".




ABOUT THE SHIRTS
They're printed on needlessly expensive American Apparel shirts, because we didn't want to do any cheap, ill-fitting crap. The AA tees are nice and a bit fitted so they don't go all stretched and baggy. The designs are screen printed so will last.




They're 15.99 MIGHTY ENGLISH POUNDS each. Postage is 1.99, or 2.49 if you buy two or more. Oh, and buy them here. You can pay by Paypal or using a credit card, and you don't need to sign up for a Paypal account. Hope you like them! (please like them, we've got two-fucking-hundred).


OUR OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE:
Both UKR t-shirts are also ideal for mopping up tears or blood.
Blogger SUMIRE said...
You should do that Rival Gangs one in a hoody for that true gangsta look.
Blogger phallus said...
American Apparel? "...crooked seams and missed stitches" according to the Guardian, so it must be true. And it says their boss is a dirty sex person. Does that mean you should admire him or hate him? Or both?
Blogger Lain said...
lol @ stylus PSP usage.
Blogger A Nony Mouse said...
Next UK:r should start a syndicated web comic. Produce a range of bedclothes and stuffed dolls. Become part of the crap media revolution.
Blogger [cf4]HumanShield said...
Would large fit me?
Blogger Jo said...
But... But... What about girls who love Sega and who aren't man-sized? You want us to walk around naked? Ah, now it all becomes so very clear...
Blogger aporkalypse said...
I'm selling knock offs of these on Norwich market.
Blogger Phil Fish said...
those designs suck.
the best part about this is the stylus psp.
now that would make a kickass design.
i just stole your idea.
Blogger Duckula said...
they are holding the games consoles the wrong way
Blogger igl said...
OH MAN! Yer island apes almost made cool tshirts, but it all falls apart when ye click on the add to cart button. http://paypalsucks.com/
Blogger Joe said...
Oof, nice one. Can we have something a bit more violently offensive, like a hentai version of Sonic raping 50 Cent while the pathetic 'gangsta' weeps bitter tears of humiliation? Or perhaps a swastika with a nice big copyright infringing EA logo underneath.
Blogger Robin64 said...
I got one of each. I'm a right nutter!
Look forward to seeing more..
Blogger mykel said...
The aspirational lifestyle photographs have me sold :)

"Jo said...
But... But... What about girls who love Sega and who aren't man-sized?"


Yes, what about the under-9's?
Blogger Ben said...
Response to the paypaysucks guy - wouldn't it be an absolute hoot if that nopaypal was a conspiracy cooked up to persuade people that paypal sucked, and then to just take your money anyway?
No? Oh. Well, i'm off to go make a swastika that uses the letters A and E...
Blogger fujiwaratofuten said...
I reckon that UK resistance should start offering "alternative" game covers that represents the true game that lies inside, instead of the marketing/arty nonsense of most games.

It'll be cheap and truthful.

I've started the ball rolling by creating my own on:

http://thescratchybeard.blogspot.com/

Adios
Blogger Robin64 said...
Mine arrived today! Hooray.
Blogger igl said...
maybe BEN, maybe not.

I also demand a 'Spiel Macht Frei' tshirt now!
Blogger Brinstar said...
I got mine the other day. My life has been improved. Cheers, UKR.
Blogger Joe said...
You're onto a goldmine here Zorg. This lot would literally buy fucking anything.

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