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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. RICHARD JACQUES *IS* DOING THE SONIC RACING MUSIC!... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EHHHH-EVERY... WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - THE UK FRAG DOLLS A SONIC TIE AND A READER'S ATTEMPT AT FURRY FAN FI... A MAN CALLED "JAGUAR SKILLS" DOING A VIDEO GAME MU... MAN AND MACHINE IN PERFECT HARMONY HIDEO KOJIMA'S NEW GAME - REVEALED
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(sorry)
RICHARD MUSIC MAY MAKE UP FOR IT THOUGH
That said, why no Sonic R 2? :(
But word of this will never leave the comments thread.
What does this mean?
And why is it missing two apostrophes?
I recon after seen you post yesterday I been wanking so hard and doing the switching think (as you say)
I could not watch the trailer but today after watching 13245 times I can happy say
That's what we need a motorstorm2 killer
wait, er..
You know how tedious all the spiral updates were on UKR?
Egg Monroe is now more tiresome than that.
You really need to get a new joke.
"Anonymous said...
his names cmdr zorg hes older
(sorry)" - can be funny.
But let's face it; this retarded virgin loser has no life and being a retarded cunt is all he's got. Just ignore him.
just isnt funny. I know we have all been ignoring on purpose but it looks like little Billy is determined to create a new catchphrase. Reminds me of being 14 again and thinking Harry Enfield was the pinnacle of comedy. Sorry little Billy, it isnt funny and wont suddenly become funny. I wont mention again. As Wilde said, "the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about."
eggmonroe on the other hand is hilarious.
'No woman would think about letting'.....
@anon
Fuck off you spaz. UKP is for sad lonely man-faggots who wank away their pathetic lives whilst discussing 'issues' that only a sexually frustrated 15 yr old would find perplexing or amusing. Go have a look in Shitbox - it's exactly what it says on the box.
^ 'nuff said.
... me spunk on her tits while she wears a Richard Jacques mask and I'm dressed as Sarah from Virtua Fighter.
WV: semniz- a combination of semen and jizz for that special someone who does Sega music
I do however have an interest in GAMES. Is this new racer going to be as good/bad as Superstar Tennis thats what I want to know.
"I do however have an interest in GAMES. Is this new racer going to be as good/bad as Superstar Tennis thats what I want to know."
The answers you seek are to be found elsewhere. How about try asking it here if you *really* want to know.
Don't worry though, I'm old too. 26.
The true Richard Jacques effect would have a smiley face with an expression of pain and blood squirting out of its ears. Or where its ears would be.
Hopefully they allow custom soundtracks.
I wonder if his wife/sister will be singing on it?
I suggest you learn to bit your lip if that tenacious little dangleberry Egg Monroe is bothering you.
It's best to stick to you regular drinking hole....IF you know what I mean.
It's best to stick to you regular drinking hole....IF you know what I mean.
It's best to stick to you regular drinking hole....IF you know what I mean.
It's best to stick to you regular drinking hole....IF you know what I mean.
It's best to stick to you regular drinking hole....IF you know what I mean.
NO SOUL.
I tend to never comment myself because I couldn't keep up with the wit and filth. I feel I can comment now though as all the anons have dropped the bar sufficiently.
And what happened to Idiot Toys?
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