A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... EHHHH-EVERY... WHERE ARE THEY NOW? - THE UK FRAG DOLLS A SONIC TIE AND A READER'S ATTEMPT AT FURRY FAN FI... A MAN CALLED "JAGUAR SKILLS" DOING A VIDEO GAME MU... MAN AND MACHINE IN PERFECT HARMONY HIDEO KOJIMA'S NEW GAME - REVEALED PLAYSTATION ASSOCIATED WITH... INTERNATIONAL ORGAN... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And so today I know that it's a new start
I know the bad times are disappearing
Cause now I know that we'll never be apart
You're the one that makes me feel so high
Just like the diamonds in the sky
I never want to hear you say goodbye
Cause you're my diamond in the sky
Can all o' y'all mother fuckers see?
The sun is shining on me. Word to my nigga.
It makes me feel so free. So damn alive.
It making me wanna survive.
And the mother fucking sky.
It makes me feel so god damn high.
The bad times pass me by.
'Cause today is gonna be a brighter day, muthafucka!
Can y'all feel the sunshine? Hell yeah
Don't it brighten up your day? Word
Don't y'all feel that sometimes, little bitches need to run away?
I reach out fo' mah sunshine.
Forget about tha fucking rain.
Just think about the crunk times, and mah homies are back again. Can y'all hear this!
Without you.
There's noone for me to do.
Can you feel the sunshine too? It's gonna proove.
My bitch feels so brand new.
When you're here,
I wish you were always near.
'Cause everything's so clear.
And today is gonna be a banging day! Nigga what nigga what what what
What happened to the singer ... hmm, how she helped me through those difficult teenage years... nowadays we get all the Britain's got talent crap pumped into our houses and real talent gets buried.
Richard should replace Piers Moron, as he is a proper judge of talent.
PS it is sacrilege to mention Jacques and m_ster_ation in the same sentence. You wouldn't mention the Queen Mum and w*nking on the same line. Mr Jacques is a national treasure, show some respect you Oik.
Sonic R wasn't a good game. I bought it brand new at the time, day of release and can still feel that horrible sensation of playing the turd to this day. The battling against common sense, trying to make the most of the one game that was released that year that didn't look like it was running at 100x76 while all the time knowing that is was piss poor. "THE PLAYSTATION COULD NOT DO THIS!". Yeah, great, doesn't help with the game being fucking awful though does it?
This ironic veneration of shit goes too far when it lauds Sonic R and its awful music.
And I love video game music. Just not shit video game music.
shaun m
P.S: Looking forward to the 'Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing' month in 2010 - assuming UK:R is still alive by then.
Seriously, ZOMG. That IS that rather tasty looking Ulala from before, isn't it? (the one who wrote in with pics proving how saucy and delicious she was) But Tails has radiation sickness, Amy's too young even for Pedobear, Sonic looks a bit fat and NiGHTS' face seems too small for the rest of her costume (but nice boots).
Iceland cheesecake £1!
And Sumo Digital - please can you put Ryo Hazuki from Shenmue in the game please? With him being a Sega star, and all. Thanks!
Fuck off you spaz. UKP is for sad lonely man-faggots who wank away their pathetic lives whilst discussing 'issues' that only a sexually frustrated 15 yr old would find perplexing or amusing. Go have a look in Shitbox - it's exactly what it says on the box.
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/05/actual-email-contact-from-ulala.html
Not as sexy Japanese Ulala pr0n cosplay with man tinted blue in Photoshop, and annoying mosaics over their genitals (but not her anus)
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005_06_01_ukresistance_archive.html
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