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THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
then i saw it and shat bricks.
then i loled.
Fuck SONY, Viva blue sky gaming \o/
"Her name is egg monroe, she is older"
Stupid fakers, unable to get it right. The real egg monroe doesn't have a shift key!
Something in Russian.
The first one you can guess. The second one is gardening.
And yes, I am aware the 12 year old child still posting it is probably gonna be all lols i made sum1 flip out by posting this im awesome lol roflyfloat omg epic wincest lulz i fucking lurve mudkips gtfo i lurve them too wanna cyber u r so sexeh u make me smex my pantz desu desu desu desu desu desu.
In lieu of having something to do with your life you have Internet fun. My only hope is you are 16 or less. Anything above that would mean you may as well kill yourself as the game's up for you.
Nearly as good as 'fucking Atari sympathiser' (showing a clear level of Sega fandom / zealotry / downright unreasonable fanaticism possibly stemming from back when Sega made electronic trowels in the 60s)
just get over it yeah
its not like it deviates from your apparently stimulating contributions that much
you can just ignore it
it brings some people joy
just like your whinging
brings you
erm
happiness
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I love that because it gives me two chances at getting a vaguely sonic-related word verification.
We will all remember what we were doing when we first saw this.
egg monroe shes older,
is by far the greatest meme,
the world has ever seen
is this mystery any closer to being solved?
Fuck Egg Monroe damn it, I'm tired of reading this.
thinking eggsy is a genuis - just can't get enough of the monroe!! Keep it on!