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World seems a 'different place' following sensational internet discovery.




Another superb contender for Last Ever UKR Update.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her name is egg monroe, she is older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
My Fist Anus
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Her anus fists eggs, monroe, she's got to be older.
Blogger Glenn Slagg said...
Wouldn't...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
at first i was like...... :|

then i saw it and shat bricks.

then i loled.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sound's like a believable name for Sony product. The Sony Anus mobile phone, it rings so well.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So what does SEGA say upside down and chopped in half? I'm too lazy to do it in paint or even try to imagine it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
More UKR! It would be too sad not to be able to enjoy the comic relief that this site has provided over the years!

Fuck SONY, Viva blue sky gaming \o/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her anus is egg-shaped shes older monroe
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger Reihn said...
@ the first Anonymous
"Her name is egg monroe, she is older"

Stupid fakers, unable to get it right. The real egg monroe doesn't have a shift key!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"So what does SEGA say upside down and chopped in half? I'm too lazy to do it in paint or even try to imagine it."

Something in Russian.
Anonymous CrispyFloyd said...
If you take sega, turn it upside down, and cut a bit off the top it says...vges. Sort of. Any road up, it wasn't worth the two minutes of google and paint.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I love you, Zorg.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tried turning nintendo upside down and cutting it in half. It says 'Pissflaps'.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That's it, it's over. I'm going home.
Anonymous Raskolnikov Homoerotica said...
Why can't anonymous people even summon the fucking brain power to come up with a name to type in? Jesus I fucking hate the human race.
Anonymous Terminological Tim said...
Agreed, Raskolnikov Homoerotica. Thinking up pretend usernames is the best fun and easily one of my top three hobbies.

The first one you can guess. The second one is gardening.
Anonymous my names smeg monroe im older said...
her names egg monroe shes FUCKING FED UP WITH YOU FUCKTARDS FUCKING SPAMMING THIS SHIT. IT USED TO BE MILDLY FUNNY BUT NOW IT JUST FUCKING ISN'T ANYMORE.

And yes, I am aware the 12 year old child still posting it is probably gonna be all lols i made sum1 flip out by posting this im awesome lol roflyfloat omg epic wincest lulz i fucking lurve mudkips gtfo i lurve them too wanna cyber u r so sexeh u make me smex my pantz desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Randy Newgay said...
I expect the people that post the egg stuff are shitting themselves with spasticated glee. Good, you are a spastic cuntard fuckwit and your life is worthless and I am glad because when you die no one, not even your mother will bother to attend the disposal procedure.

In lieu of having something to do with your life you have Internet fun. My only hope is you are 16 or less. Anything above that would mean you may as well kill yourself as the game's up for you.
Blogger Allan said...
Despite being inevitable, I happen to think, in the varying canon of egg monroe, that was one of the better posts.

Nearly as good as 'fucking Atari sympathiser' (showing a clear level of Sega fandom / zealotry / downright unreasonable fanaticism possibly stemming from back when Sega made electronic trowels in the 60s)
Anonymous Once an egg monroe lover but now a bit bored of her said...
Ok, ok... can Anonymous *please* turn down the egg monroe thing? A well placed one here and there can be hilarious, but having them in every topic, and several in a row, is just fucking retarded. Zorg, please don't let egg monroe (or the people pissed off with her) put you off - I fucking love this site and the work that you do on it, and this Sony/Anus post is one of the greatest things EVER. Right, arse-kissing over.
Anonymous egg monroe said...
my names egg monroe my ears are burning

just get over it yeah

its not like it deviates from your apparently stimulating contributions that much

you can just ignore it

it brings some people joy

just like your whinging

brings you

erm

happiness

???????????????????????????????????????????????
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older = egghead losers horn meme snore
Anonymous Spamibal Lecter said...
@egg monroe:




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Anonymous Ulick McGee said...
So much hate, ouch. I'm going to bed.
Anonymous Ulick McGee said...
Another thing. Why does my comment fail always and I end up having to enter it twice. If you can read this please appreciate the fact I have gone to the effort of doing all this twice all for your reading pleasure. Enjoy.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
hes griff blimp hes been sent away
Anonymous Glen said...
@ Ulick McGee

I love that because it gives me two chances at getting a vaguely sonic-related word verification.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That is an incredible discovery. Just stunning. New found lust for life.
Anonymous Ulala said...
Blogger benny lemon said...
Life affirming.

We will all remember what we were doing when we first saw this.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sony's anus. Been around at least 3 yrs.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If Zorg stops posting I'm having myself chemically castrated. I think some of you need to chillax and tone down the vitriol or we may never see another picture of a SEGA carpet again.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
and it's egg monroe,
egg monroe shes older,
is by far the greatest meme,
the world has ever seen
Anonymous Meandmy said...
Just add a world filter.
Blogger Mentalist-air said...
maybe, just maybe, if people were unable to leave anonymous comments, we might end up with less egg in our face...
Anonymous Some Toast said...
That picture of Ulala is arousing enough to make you consider what you want from an arousing picture of Ulala, at which point it seems not arousing enough :(
Anonymous Anonymous said...
egg monroe is now on facebook http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/egg-monroe/76287909021

is this mystery any closer to being solved?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can we have a T shirt with this logo on, please?
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
MINDBLOWN

Fuck Egg Monroe damn it, I'm tired of reading this.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So when is shiny going bust then if this was going to be the last post ever. I see it's lost all the shiny branding. I would make a sharp exit if i were you gary like in the old telly ad's. Before the dog jumps out the window.
Anonymous Shabtronic said...
love the anus thing, gives me hope - hate sony - eveything they've ever made apart from that food-blender is just a box of broken dreams!

thinking eggsy is a genuis - just can't get enough of the monroe!! Keep it on!

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