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So whatever did become of our favourite internet gaming punchbags?




JAM: Discovered in a lay-by off the A39 outside of Bideford.




SARIN: Dredged up from a stream near the river Avon, north of Salisbury.




KITT: Torso found by walkers in a ditch in the New Forest.




LUCKY: Excavated from beneath house extension in Reading area.




VOODOO: Still just about alive!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
this is tasteless and unfunny
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Anonymous said...
this is tasteless and unfunny"

Clearly scary-faced red head Jam.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Haha! Actually funny!

UKR finally breaking those barriers again.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why are they all within an hours drive of my house Gary?

I didn't post the porny pics.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://ukpforum.com/
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Jam is furthering her career modeling for porn photos AGAIN. Sorry, sorry, 'glamor photos'
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A bit too edgey for my liking. Back to how we're all rubbing one out to old SEGA stuff please!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I love horse face - best of all the fragimals
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Too edgey? Fuck RIGHT OFF
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yay! Zorg has the courage to be crass and revolting once again. Even if this is the UKR swansong, it's a worthy one.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
Anonymous Anonymous said...
eggmonroe.com
Anonymous roland said...
Tasteless, yes. Funny, debatable. 100% UKR, defiantly.
Anonymous yoyo said...
UK:R returns to form. I have nothing bad to say about this update. Well done Zorg. Own up, who's got Voodoo? Also, Jam porn please? Thanks.
Anonymous Wrestlevania said...
Well, on a scale of 1-10 of "Funny(tm)" I rate this post an official "Fucking Funny".

Which some twunt will likely point out is "like 11, or something, lol".
Anonymous Anonymous said...
you do know wrestling is fake and batista is a bummer, right?

http://ukpforum.com
Anonymous Anonymous said...
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ubisoft
Anonymous yoyo said...
Yeah, I've seen that. I meant NEW porn.
Anonymous Hannibal Lector said...
I had so much fun killing the other ones I'll let the UK:R readers decide how I finish off the last one. I'm totally up for mailing bits of her in the post. But you can't have the vagina, I'm going to lightly sauté that and have it with some cod and chips.
Anonymous jeremiah clarkson said...
I'd much rather watch the Frig Dolls.
Anonymous Carr said...
Egg Monroe was found chopped up in bin liners in Streatham. She'd been stabbed 100000 times in a frenzied attack.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
UK:R would be a lot better if the comments section wasn't merely a list of 'this is funny', 'this is not funny'.

All comments above this one are not funny. And probably all the ones below, too.
Anonymous Cunny Fomment said...
Why is the bible like a penis?

You get it forced down your throat by a priest.
Anonymous yoyo said...
Christ. What do you want out of life? Zorg's meant to be the funny man here. leave us alone you cunt.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree with anonymous. Life shouldn't always a black and white appraisal. Things aren't just good/bad, win/fail &c &c. I think most of you are subsiting an archaic conception of binary opposition. I'll tell Jacques Derrida if you're not careful. Also, a lot of what mnakes this site float is your feedback, so think before opening your trap, eh? Is it really necessary or objective?

NOW LET'S PARTY.

*music and snacks happen*
Blogger GigerPunk said...
Zorg's meant to be the funny man?
funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Funny... LOOKING! Am I doing it right?

Also, this update is both tasteful and hilarious. I will knock one out later over those Fritzl-basement shoes
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yay! Good good good, I'm actually going to click some ads for that one.
Blogger Ben said...
ZORG! BEST POST SINCE MY SEGA JACKET THAT NEVER WAS!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who's the fit one with "eyes like a cow"?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ah...... Voodoo. The only uk frag doll who actually looked like a woman (and probably was). Go England!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
the "one with eyes like a cow?" that'd be daisy. Pack of fooking Munta's
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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