A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A SONIC TIE AND A READER'S ATTEMPT AT FURRY FAN FI... A MAN CALLED "JAGUAR SKILLS" DOING A VIDEO GAME MU... MAN AND MACHINE IN PERFECT HARMONY HIDEO KOJIMA'S NEW GAME - REVEALED PLAYSTATION ASSOCIATED WITH... INTERNATIONAL ORGAN... HOME MADE SONIC HEROES "TUNIC" SUBLIMINAL DREAMCAST REFERENCE SPOTTED IN "QUIRKY"... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
this is tasteless and unfunny"
Clearly scary-faced red head Jam.
UKR finally breaking those barriers again.
I didn't post the porny pics.
Which some twunt will likely point out is "like 11, or something, lol".
http://ukpforum.com
All comments above this one are not funny. And probably all the ones below, too.
You get it forced down your throat by a priest.
NOW LET'S PARTY.
*music and snacks happen*
funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
Also, this update is both tasteful and hilarious. I will knock one out later over those Fritzl-basement shoes
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