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Everybody will soon be SUPER SONIC RACING again!




The slightly cumbersome name for this is "Sonic & SEGA All-Star Racing". Presumably calling it "Sonic R 2" was deemed too much of a sales deathwhish even for the SEGA of today.




We have already despatched several emails regarding the availability of Richard Jacques for soundtrack duties.




If Jacques isn't on-board it will be the greatest TRAVESTY of the modern gaming era. Or at least the greatest travesty since Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.




It also won't be the same without huge chunks of scenery appearing two feet away from your character's body.




CVG says it's being handled by Sumo Digital, so it ought to be a solid 7/10 at least. There's a video of it on that web site about videos.


THE PRESS RELEASE:
In a frantic battle to the chequered flag, Sonic and friends speed around tracks set in mediaeval castle ramparts, lush rainforests and bustling cities, all taken from the visually rich and varied universes of Sonic and SEGA. Fan favourites such as Dr. Eggman, Tails, AiAi, Amigo and many more will join Sonic in their custom built vehicles, revving their engines and jostling to stay ahead of the pack. Each character will speed around the track in cars, planes, motorbikes, and in Aiai's case – a banana mobile! Secret short cuts, swift handling and avoiding strategically placed obstacles are certainly the best way to get to the top of the podium...

But winning is only part of the fun in Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing! Each character has a specific All Star move – such as Super Sonic, Banana Blitz and Tails Tornado – that allows a quick way for competitors to get back into the race! Power ups and weapons can also be collected around the tracks and used against the opposition to ensure they don't become a threat to that number one position.

Battle it out in single or multiplayer mode, allowing up to four friends to race in frantic split-screen action, or up to eight players to compete online in the ultimate racing showdown.

Can Amigo scramble Dr. Eggman? Will AiAi say bye-bye to Tails? Are you gonna be faster than Sonic? The race will start in 2010...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Brilliant news, brilliant UK:R update. Brilliant!
Anonymous Samba di OMGgo said...
I am so hard right now.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
eggmonroe.com
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And we're back
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What's Sonic doing in a car??? FAIL
Anonymous Alois Gerrard said...
Fail? What does this word mean? Sonic is most definately not "fail". He might however be frail, and that's why he's using a car. Years of running around at high speed, I'm surprised it's taken this long for his knees to stop working.
Blogger P.P.A. said...
This doesn't look nearly as excellent as Sonic R.
Much more like Sonic Drift 3 or something crappy like that.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern
Blogger Apples and Oranges said...
Sonic on foot would give the others no chance, that's why he's in a car.

Day 1. <3
Anonymous Anonymous said...
nan tells of brie snazzy whos gone to merry tavern


err... wutuf?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What the FUCK?! If I wanted videogame news, I'd go to a shit site like Kotaku. Please stop pretending to provide any real videogame information and lets get back to what really matters; pictures of swirls please.

WV: FAMMISLU - a famous console released in japan as pronounced by one with a slur (or a dick in ones mouth)
Anonymous EGGMANRO said...
The trailer opens with a lingering shot of beautiful blue sky.

This is clearly direct UKR fanservice from Sumo, we must fap in gratitude
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Anonymous Anonymous said...
We've added Egg Monroe as a playable character too :)

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S0L
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Anonymous Meandmy said...
S0L, please try VERY hard to obtain anything more than just a 7/10. We need MANY original elements to make this game work.

Ta.
Anonymous Kerry Katona said...
Yeah very average sega game on its way! Can't wait.
Blogger bilal said...
Do we need any original elements? Just some solid, basic racing action would be good enough for me, considering how Mario Kart kept losing the plot after the snes one.

As for adding Egg Monroe, seeing as that probably won't be possible, what about adding an Easter egg like from the Amiga days, so if we type 'her names egg monroe shes older' at the title screen we get something special?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It would be really cool to see an entire racetrack based around Wonder Boy III, with some of the dragon bosses making cameos.

There, I said it.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Something special? How about a big-fat-gay-mustachioed Italian plumber who's fucked on magic mushrooms, kicks down your door to rape you in your bum before ripping your head off and shitting down your neck. Is that what you had in mind? No? Me neither..
Blogger Ino said...
needs more blue sky
Blogger GigerPunk said...
A Deathwhish? A deathwhhhhhhish? /Lady Bracknell
Ahem.
A special egg monroe easter egg? How about typing 'her names egg monroe shes older' is the cue for a lethal electric shock, administered on the last keypress? I think that's something that should be implemented here (and also for that snazzy brie merry tavern bollocks someone's obviously trying to start up as a replacement...)
Anonymous green box said...
Personally looking forward to this a lot, thanks Sega and Sumo! I've been fancying a good cartoony racer for a while, but I fucking hate the Nintendo characters so Mario Kart can fuck right off.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sounds even better then a big bunch of seedless grapes.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The sega rally team could have finished this already and had it running quicker than 10 fps!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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