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The BLACK DEATH console claims another innocent victim. The facts of the story should just be hurriedly glossed over.




By Rod Chaytor, who doesn't really know what he's doing but his heart is in the right place.
Blogger Luvbeers said...
Hmmm... Where do you find a girlfriend who can become a GTA addict?
OpenID wrestlevania said...
...the coroners?

(Sorry.)
Blogger Halverde said...
Murdered for being a GTA addict OR murdered for having a shitty PS3? YOU DECIDE (probably neither, really).
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don't you get it? These images do not shine a bad light on the PS3 at all. All they prove is how the PS3 is seen as the prototypical, proverbial video game console. No more no less.

When people start using images of consoles by competing companies for their generic scaremongering articles THEN you are allowed to frolic, because THEN it shows how the PS3 system is sinking into obscurity.
Anonymous RJ said...
"Hmmm... Where do you find a girlfriend who can become a GTA addict?

wrestlevania said...

...the coroners?"

Ah ha ha! Brilliant! I think I can confidently say this little exchange is the funniest thing I'll see on the internet today.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So you haven't seen the photo of yr mom having gay sex with a lady donkey, then?
Anonymous Anonymouse said...
What was her name, and was she older or younger?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@Anonymous: Bwuh?
"Oh what, she was older? Nah can't be the same dead GTA-addicted PS3 owner I'm thinking of then"
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why am I having a conversation with myself?
Blogger SonySux said...
She probably butchered him for buying the shitty version with no downloadable content... perfectly understandable.
Blogger weatherbox said...
I heard about the game having this effect. It only happens with the PS3 version though. Something to do with the way the console reads the disk emitting a infrasonic frequency that triggers psycopathic urges in the brain. It's pretty scientific don't you know.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
According to that article he first met his now-dead partner when she was 16, making him 32 at the time.

RRrrrrrespect to the knife wielding maniac
Anonymous Anonymous said...
her names egg monroe shes older
Blogger Allan said...
That posting has gone through the following stages now:
- amusing for randomness (2 entries)
- less amusing due to repetition (2 entries)
- starting to be amusing again (2 entries)

Currently in 'very funny due to sheer determination and consistency'. However, it will fall back to 'not amusing' shortly so ride the fame while it lasts, or sell out for an enormous amount of money to Sir Alan Sugar while the hype is there.

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