A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "SONIC RAP" BY THE ADVENTURES OF DUANE AND BRANDO WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN TO BALANCE THE ONLINE FEA... THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT THAT 'WERESONIC' THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING P... GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG "SQUEEZE TOYS" WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH MAN BRAVELY "FOLLOWS THROUGH" WITH IDEA "IT'S NOT THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT I... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(Sorry.)
When people start using images of consoles by competing companies for their generic scaremongering articles THEN you are allowed to frolic, because THEN it shows how the PS3 system is sinking into obscurity.
wrestlevania said...
...the coroners?"
Ah ha ha! Brilliant! I think I can confidently say this little exchange is the funniest thing I'll see on the internet today.
"Oh what, she was older? Nah can't be the same dead GTA-addicted PS3 owner I'm thinking of then"
RRrrrrrespect to the knife wielding maniac
- amusing for randomness (2 entries)
- less amusing due to repetition (2 entries)
- starting to be amusing again (2 entries)
Currently in 'very funny due to sheer determination and consistency'. However, it will fall back to 'not amusing' shortly so ride the fame while it lasts, or sell out for an enormous amount of money to Sir Alan Sugar while the hype is there.