"SEGA should authorise these and send you some. You deserve it" - Neil.
DO WE DESERVE IT?
No. We've been pretending since about 2002 so it'd feel bad.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU... BAFTA PHOTOS THAT AREN'T OF KONNIE HUQ YET HOLDING PAGE FOR KONNIE HUQ BAFTA PHOTOS PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH "EARLY DEATH" :))))))...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Kids...
Word verification: reeluk How very urban, to spell real that way. I can picture the wannabe hip hop stars bunking off from English to freestyle under a fly over. And then being on the dole for EVER.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9TY_Vu0lIk
I fapped.
If you want plenty of GOOD Sonic games, excellent Yuzo Koshiro tunes and adult games the Megadrive was your system.
I had 'Bobsawanker' as my word verification..typical eh?
Thunderforce IV soundtrack.
I rest my case.
'Don't mess with him! He's hard. He's got a Megadrive.' I was informed.
Only one kid had a SNES. It became a tag. 'SNES Owner' he was called. That's a scar for life.
Getting beaten up by small children and girls is hardly an excuse to reward oneself.
Also, it sucks that I can't comment on this site with Opera. Now I have to start some inferior browser just to post some irrelevant drivel nobody cares about.
The real battle waa and is between Atari ST and Amiga. The first one is clearly better with midi-ports and everything, ha. Greets from Finland.
I don't think I have to say which is the superior system.
wv: fatize - the process that children undergo whilst they slowly turn into Mario. Because he is fat.
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I have trouble with Safari on Mac. When I first post, the WV doesn't load, so I have to post my comment, tap random characters in the WV box until UKR reloads and gives me another WV, which always works second time. A bit odd, but worth the effort to post bollocks like this...
WV - hersojou - she showed you. yes she did.
I had the same problem, but now it works fine. I always hit Preview first, then Post Comment.
The ST was a piece of shit and got stomped into the ground by Commodore.
I still have both my Megadrive AND Snes.
And Mastersystem and Nes
And Saturn, Vectrex, Dreamcast, N64 and Gamecube.
And they're all wired up to the tv and ready to run (except the Vectrex which needs no tv)
C64's in the loft and I foolishly gave my 'miga away though.
How confused am I now? How many medals do I get?
Or am I classed as a traitor and shot at dawn?
Yeah, to be honest ST was bit like Megadrive and Amiga like SNES when it comes to technical terms. I've been playing lots of 16-bit games on these evil emulators and hardly ever I bother to boot up Megadrive one. SNES with Mario is clearly superior. I love Dreamcast though and it's my favourite console ever. Atari ST is my favourite computer. I just love the losers.
-Idiot from Finland-
Anonymous: Commodore? Who are they? Didn't they used to make calculators? The Amiga outlasted the ST games-wise, fair enough, and the games were better after the initial few years of lazy ports from ST to Amiga despite the 1/3 higher price point. But there really wasn't that much in it. Probably too many similarities with xbox 360 and ps3 there for fans of this site. Oh, Dreamcast is an acorn A3020.
Megadrive owners: Come on, you seriously think it's better than the SNES? I think it's all beginning to make much more sense now... this site, the dreamcast worship... I feel like I've peered into Pandora's box the morning after Pandora's visit to Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck.