Here's a man BEING EXCITED to have bought what can only be described as a "product". He really looks like he actually is excited. Very well done.
He's also excited. Probably excited because the promo copies have just come in and he's glad he's not going to have to buy one with his own money. In fact, he's probably mentally working out that if he puts it on a three-day eBay auction he'll get around £35 for it by next Monday.
Would it be sexist in this day and age to suggest that she's the receptionist? No, she can't be the receptionist. Even motorbike couriers would be scared of initiating conversation with her and her prison tattoos.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DID YOU SEE ACTION IN 'NAM? (SNES VERSUS MEGA DRIV... WHEN READERS PUT IN "THE EFFORT" A MAN, A GURNING KIRSTY GALLAGHER AND TWO OTHER ME... UPDATE: TOP HALF OF KONNIE'S DRESS REVEALED! BREAKING: KONNIE *WAS* AT THE BAFTAS, DID A FUNNY ... THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR PHOTOS OF KONNIE HU... BAFTA PHOTOS THAT AREN'T OF KONNIE HUQ YET HOLDING PAGE FOR KONNIE HUQ BAFTA PHOTOS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
On a side note, I'm wondering why UK:R haven't commented on the EPIC news last week that HotD: Overkill has gotten into the book of Guinness World Records for "most swearing in a video game"?
1) Attractiveness
2) Potential for offering "executive relief" when asked
3) Number of children (anything more than 0 means loose flaps)
4) Willingness to offer the use of alternative bodily outlets when number of children is more than 0
5) Likelihood to file sexual harassment charges when #2 and #4 are broached
STOP IT, please.
wouldn't
would
Wouldn't
Wouldn't.
Also, wouldn't the game either, even though I've got 3 guys at work talking about it incessantly (2 of whom are my boss and his boss) and threatening about saying something in my yearly appraisal to the effect that I'm not a team player (i.e. not participating in team activities because I won't buy a PS3 and play killzone.)
Any suggestions?
There was a big trailer outside Brighton Library over the weekend with Killzone 2 painted on the side. I feigned interest and mosied on over to see what was happening.
Inside they had lots of playstations running Killzone and there was smoke and loud noises. All the staff seemed pretty bored and they let me play for longer than the maximum 10 minutes because no one else was there. Needless to say, it was pretty shitty.
I called the people working on it a bunch of cunts, punched the girl one then took a piss on the wheel of the trailer.
Take THAT Sony!!
Very poor.
Must try harder
On a different note - Starbucks do food?
Not been inside one, they've not broached this area of Wales (yet)
Dude, etc.
Laser, boosto los brightnesses.
Photoboy, you've only ever had sex with your left hand & you know it, so stop pretending. If you are the kind of person who actually does have people working under them then I guarantee that those people fucking hate you, quite a bit in fact. I can't help but picture you as that little ratweasel cunt from The Office - Jack Sparrow's friend. Yes, you're him alright, it all makes sense.
GingerPunk: Wales - LoOollerz
Your website doesn't advertise Killzone very well, though: Its grindingly slow to load, made the rest of Firefox glitch for a few seconds (I only have six other tabs open so that sholdn't have happened), badly implemented Flash, no country autodetect, "Age restrictions" to make your game seem edgier (how difficult is it for a six year old to lie about their age?), the list goes on.
Oh, and this is actually quite a lot more effort than most of Zorg's posts these days.
What's wrong with it? Zorg's written an entire paragraph for each picture, that's enough.
I love it when people roll up their sleeves in preparation of typing some long-arsed cuss session only to fall flat on their faces because they're just not funny.
Keep it simple, it's much more effective:
Your mum.
There, just like that.
Abort mission! Abort mission!
Never in a million years, even if she got Yuzo Koshiro to do a live DJ set while we did the nasty. Never :(
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Small world, I believe it's the same Natasha who went to Plymouth Uni and then went to play-test for Nintendo a couple of years ago.
And those aren't prison tattoos you snotty little man. It's a special brotherhood of the Nintendo play tester tattoo, something *you* wouldn't know about.
*Amaaaaazing*
And I think that's the same Natasha who offers a £50 splash-and-dash experience in a discreet Mayfair apartment.
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/posts/374569
I mean her arse.
Oh and this is a good post, has it all - souless vapid wankers, Sony bashing and a UKR favourite, ladyboys
How do you get hits on this web site?
WV - Flaxi - like a cab but bendier
But I've heard of this place, so I'm going to pretend that I used to come here, and I used to like the place 'back in the day', so that when I spout drivel like "this place sucks!!!11!!11!" it'll seem like I know what I'm talking about.
@ Anonymous (the cunt one): I don't believe it when people claim to have loved the site and then somehow magically stopped loving it. And this site gets hits because we visit it. That's how hits work. They're not physical hits, they're virtual hits. There's no other explanation, really.
1. Quite nice graphics I grudgingly suppose if you like meatheads
2. Tiresomely, sickeningly generic
3. Fucking ridiculous twitchy aiming
3/10
I don't think that my nonplussed face would have made the Sony forum pictures.
BRING ON THE HATE
Would.
Wouldn't.
word ver: tessesti - how you describe them after a kick in the balls