"I'm sorry to inform you all at UK:R that Sonic was found earlier today having been killed by a Corsa in the North of England. It's unlclear whether he was mown down by a disgruntled fan or if he was so appalled at how low he'd stooped in the gaming world that he decided suicide was the better option. Either way I'm sorry to inform you in such a graphic manner. This picture may disturb avid fans - It is after all a Corsa that killed your Hero. With sincerest condolences" - An avid UK:R fan.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION3 ASSOCIATED WITH "EARLY DEATH" :))))))... WE ARE THINKING OF GETTING INTO THE KOREAN RPG SCE... THE SEGA TOYS KALEIDOSCOPE PROJECTOR LIGHT UKR IS NOW 33 PERCENT BLUER AND GREENER CRITICAL MASS: MICHAEL JACKSON'S GAME MACHINE AUCT... ULTIMATE GAMING JACKET FOR THE MILDLY RETARDED SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT "URBAN" AND "EDGY" MARKETIN... EXCITING AND GARISH NEW TEMPLATE WITH ZERO NEW FUN...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
he now comes complete with baseball cap slighty to high on his head, packet of B+H in his upper pocket and a look of digust for anyone who isn't a fallen mascot