Spotted by a "Thomas" who said he found it inside this week's TV Choice, should you want one of your own to cut out and ironically stick up on the wall above where you sit.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WE ARE THINKING OF GETTING INTO THE KOREAN RPG SCE... THE SEGA TOYS KALEIDOSCOPE PROJECTOR LIGHT UKR IS NOW 33 PERCENT BLUER AND GREENER CRITICAL MASS: MICHAEL JACKSON'S GAME MACHINE AUCT... ULTIMATE GAMING JACKET FOR THE MILDLY RETARDED SONY HAS ANOTHER GO AT "URBAN" AND "EDGY" MARKETIN... EXCITING AND GARISH NEW TEMPLATE WITH ZERO NEW FUN... "HOMBRE SECUESTRA MUJER CON UNA LIGHT PHASER"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Its in OK magazine too. Allegedly. Alongside Jade.
http://www.mcvuk.com/
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Just a penny an hour can help these disadvantaged children get some blue sky in their short but joyless life.
Please give soon, before its too late.
thank you"
God is dead. I know because I made sure.
HIS CONTROLLER ISN'T SWITCHED ON.
You know, Anonymous, it's become really fashionable to naysay UK:R recently. Are you objectively criticising it, or rather venting the hatred that arises of a disparate sector of yourself, namely, the sector who hunger for women is consistently left wanting? Seems a lot of haters have come out of the woodwork, and, erm, behind the new anonymity function of late. It's rather cowardly pathetic (says the man criticising things from behind the anonymity function), and not to mention entirely unfounded; as Carr pertinently opined, UK:R is at a peak, and we're all having a laugh. I suggest that you take note of the suggested rules of internet conduct and fuck the fuck off if you don't like it, or at very least give us a proper reason for you bullshit whinging you biter old slag.