"The Tails one is ridiculously scary, like some kind of orange Mumm-Ra. It's not even remotely funny how scary he is. He's so scary, he gets scarier every time I scroll up to check how scary he actually is. I don't know who the purple girl's supposed to be (sorry, but I pretty much stopped playing Sonic after Sonic 3 so I'm not good with the names of the new lot). Oh, and here's Pepsi Man + bulge(s)..."
"Found on this site while Googling for pictures of Westerners cosplaying for a Facebook rant group I'm doing against twats who get upset over 'crap' Western remakes of 'good' Oriental films" - Bilal.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC ATTEMPTS BRAVE "THUMBS UP" GESTURE SICK "BABY P" SIMULATOR PEDDLED BY NINTENDO AND TH... NEW T-SHIRT IDEA: "PSP INCINERATION LTD" DREAMCAST BAG TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS AND LIKE IT WILL... INTERNAL SEGA COMMUNICATIONS - SOUL CALIBUR PANTS-... PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL! SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
If your proposal about the 'crap' remakes of 'good' Oriental films is that the Oriental originals are crap too in most cases, then I'm with you.
Can't decide... which one... is funniest
The purple female wearing her Marks & Spencers for girls panties actually wants sex with the freak in the Tails suit. She's been coming on to him all morning and getting increasingly randy as the day wears on.
What she doesn't know is the nervous looking Tails impersonator, desparately clutching his ring is terrified of his friends finding out he's gay. He's wondering how long he can hold of the randy purple thing and sneak off to the toilets for a bit of Sega related cottaging.
If you have the time to do these kinds of things then you aren't operating your life correctly.
WV: wings - far too sensible to be a UKR wv!
Pepsi-Man + Segata Sanshiro = Two great advertising opportunities that Sega didn't think Westerners would 'get'... Am I right or is that just me?
Irony.
It's the lower jaw. Put your finger over the chin and the mouth and cut the face off below the snout and it looks fine. Take your finger away and THE FEAR RETURNS.
@ Anonymous: No way, Facebook is THE FUTURE. Although most of the time when I look around on it, I feel like I'm the best thing on there. Case in point, I couldn't even be arsed doing the anti-anti-remake group.
By the way, who IS the purple girl supposed to be? And why's Tails wearing some weird toolbelt thingy? I think it's for his Gameboys...
all of the cosplay images are worth checking out:
http://memeparty.com/tag/cosplay/
Scared me shitless at a con in 2006. Still have photos of them to scare young children.
wv: monest. One letter away from molest
Having said that, the wrestler CM Punk has a Pepsi tattoo on his arm which is always badly photoshopped out of any poster or promotional image he's featured in.
Do Pepsi not LIKE product placement in America?!!
God, I'm thirsty now! Think I'll have a... Diet Coke (refreshing!)
And if facebook is for cunts, why isn't it called Cuntbook? Who is willing to start a petition thing to get the name changed?
And here is one of Pepsiman in Fighting Vipers for the Saturn : http://www.jv247.com/games/941-VIDEO188-Un-adversaire-inattendu.html