It is the Super Sonic Hip Hop Rap Hustlers t-shirt in, predictably enough, XXXL.
Five updates a week for 52 weeks.... that's another 260 updates like this to look forward to during 2009. UKR - managing to make time pass slower since 1996.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MEN IN SUITS AGREE THAT PS3 SUCKS
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I've just found out you can play Sonic online for free!
http://www.freesonic.org/
Looks super pixellated on my 24 inch monitor
You don't get to see the oral act until you get to the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (Standard American) sizes.
Zorg, don't let UK:R get all existential on our asses! Just say bollocks to all the haters! Or say boo yah if you want to keep it Catholic. I still lap up all this crap even if nobody else does! Mind you I'm a very boring person. If that's enough then I advise you to keep on truckin'.
wv: tuggy (seriously): what a hand job is called up north.
Although if it was Shadow it would have made perfect sense, sadly.
Though Sega do occasionally release some games that are decent, none of which are ever covered here in any way shape or form.
I take it all back, it is Zorg's fault. The site is a reflection of him more insightful than a mere mirror.
Instead of knocking Zorg, lets see the what you can do then, Hmmmm?
You see, I live in California, and at around that time, there was a "cultural movement" occuring that was simply known as hyphy. If you don't know what that is (be grateful if so) and want to, just search for it on Wikipedia or something.
Anyways, one byproduct of hyphy was that it spawned a fad of creating oversized shirts with crudely photoshopped images of cartoon characters dressed as charicatures of ghetto (black) people, abusing illegal substances, or all of the above.
Some of these are comedy gold. Like the one I saw that had Pinky and The Brain freebasing cocaine on it that said "Hood Rats". Others, though, are just plain awful, like this Sonic one.