Ive seen alot of wrong things on this site, but this is the wrongest.

which is why i love it

It's a fantastic update, a heady reminder of the glory days. Well done to all those involved.

wv. conso - Sony next handheld. Name has many meanings, it's like console but unfinished and 'Con' & 'So' two words Sony's marketing department are familiar with.

Nice one UKR. Let's hope this is a sign of the quality of things to come for 2009!

This is the highlight of 2009 for UKR. Should have saved this update for October. But like a stupid dog you ate it all up now.

Haha - brilliant. I hope he really did write into the daily mail!
Imagine the outcry!

The Ram Raider has put up his last post! Never mind Baby P - this is front page (of someone's blog) news!

I think the IGN review summary is pretty spot on...

Closing Comments
That's really the word for Baby Pals – disturbing. And creepy. And inappropriate. This is a game that succeeds in presenting a fair representation of taking care of young children, interpreted as DS touch screen mini-games. But it doesn't succeed at being a welcoming, inviting experience – instead, its "realistic" babies seem eerily lifeless and, even worse, it contains incredibly odd displays of child nudity that are questionable at best. If that sort of thing doesn't bother you or doesn't seem inappropriate for your kids, then take a look. But I'd really recommend passing this one by, and I'd hope that the developers of this one would think twice about including elements like that again in any potential future follow-up.

Someone please write in to daily mail and make some noise....please !

Best post in a long time

Yeah I've heard about this. Apparently you use the stylus to break it's ribs and burn out cigarettes on it's forehead. What? Don't look at me, it wasn't ME who designed the game.

u guies are sick Baby P was an angell!! If anyone touched my kids I swear I'd do time. R.I.(baby)P

this is what happens when we leave the gate open on our borders and molycoddle immigrants with our nanny state justice system! string the lot of 'em up i say! i saw that nurse in the baby p case, she was one of them cannibal savages in a head scarf, probably stoned the blighter to death after charming it with her wicked voodoo wiles. say what you like, i've seen their beady eyes, and they've each got a hypno-staff like jafar out of aladdin tucked away in them funy cloaks of theirs. they should smother that nurse in tuna and let loose upon her a pack of rabid dogs! if they think they can bring their brutal and not to mention FOREIGN sharia law ways over to our peaceful fortress island, then i say to them "bugger off back to afghanistraq or we'll jab a fork between every disk in your spine and twist it through your skin like a big piece of linguine." blasted cave-dwellers and their brutal torture procedures! i say that to demonstrate blighty's civilised justice system we put the lot of 'em up in stocks, hold up their eyelids with fishing hooks and squirt sulphuric acid into their eyes with a super soaker. that ought to show those towel-head's what's what, eh?

Good work!!
This really is the kind of stuff we're here for.

If you want this to become a news story, email it to professional celebrity chasing fuckwit Keith Vaz MP.

If it stinks of tabloid shit, Vaz will be there rubbing his grubby bollocks in it, making sure his name gets in the paper.

Sick as it is, this is excellent.

BAN THIS SICK, SICK, FILTH.



Totally agree on Keith Vaz though, he looks and sounds like a Simpsons parody, and is so shady and keen to leap on any bandwagon he makes Mayor Quimby look as pure as Sister Wendy Beckett.

So I'll just send the slimy git a note about this shocking outrage.

UK:R is funny again! I've waited so long!

This isn't remotely funny. Learn some level of decency, you bastards.

I'm so outraged by this that I'm going to make a group on Facebook in protest!

So does this post mark the fact that it has now 'been long enough'?

The thing that bothers me most is that he was referred to as 'baby' P, but it was clear that he was a toddler. It's the media blowing things out of proportion again.

I'm so sad Baby P is dead. 'Let Me Be Your Fantasy' was an awesome tune.

This is absolutely stellar. Played, lads.

And Multiverse, "Baby" was used because it gets all the single mums and benefit cheats to start trying to light fires at council offices up and down the country. "Toddler" doesn't matter as much when compared to a SWEET LITTLE BABY.

Let's blame the council workers! It was obviously their fault! Not the parents, like...

ZOMG, check the Warhol print!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6499/image10oz7.jpg

Ouch:

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5728/57621597mk7.jpg

Haha I saw that as well... Its cause Zorg uses AdSense, often the best of Sony-bashing is marred by ads for "cheap Playstation 3!!"

AdSense makes more funnies that any of you cunts. I still like you, though, just not in that way.

fantastic post, drunk with the heady nostalga of funny UK:R and not all the swirl updates : p woop de do