A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. DREAMCAST BAG TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS AND LIKE IT WILL... INTERNAL SEGA COMMUNICATIONS - SOUL CALIBUR PANTS-... PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL! SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Two, actually.
I would wear a PSP Incineration t-shirt.
You know what men in white vans are like, they spend an evening downing pints and then stagger home to beat the missus and perhaps force themselves on her if the alcohol hasn't rendered them impotent. In the situation of erectile malfunction they usually beat the wife again because it's "her fault".
WV: cepil- some sort of Viagra variant?
Does it have a BluRay drive? - does it bollocks. What are Sony Playing at?
P.S. definitely too many words. And not even any pictures of Gemma Atkinson. Its all turning to shit round here.
All my submissions are about this length, it's just that the last few had more photos which helps break up the writing a bit.
I'm readying my gadgets with faces submission which has a whopping THREE photos of a heater at B&Q that was also fraught with danger (B&Q being the domain of big builders assuming I was mocking them). I think that'll be my new hook. Racism got old quickly, so now it's all about danger photography.
wv: mings
Train cleaner 2: Is it a DS? My son really wants one of those!
Train cleaner 1: No, it's just a PSP.
Train cleaner 2: Oh well. I'll ring the incinerators then.
wv: unben- for when you are not Ben.
Train cleaner 2: Shut up you scum cunt & go & clean the shitter.
Train cleaner 3: PhotoBoy is my favorite funny man, I like to lick his balls.
wv: lubir- some kind of sex lubricant
Also we Recycle Waste into Energy by Incineration.
All types of waste including Secure/Confidential materials.We can destroy your psp's for you but there will be a charge....
We have nothing to do with the playstation although lots of kids like our vans..Have a nice day.
Regarding the kids thing,be careful what you say!!
"Keep your financial details safe, let PSP destroy your confidential waste."
From the PSP Incineration site. I think they're saying if you invest your money in PSP, it'll be safe because no fucker will want to steal it.