Well done, Sony. Another gold in the paralympics.
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
After playing LBP on the PS3 I know what a crap box it truly is but I can't imagine it's got so bad that kids would prefer to play the original xbox over the PS3.
Don't the DS and PSP count as consoles? I would have thought DS usage would be well abouve PS2 usage. Not the PSP though, not unless they are allowed to count pirated minutes.
But, you can't argue with statistics; infact 87% of all statistics are based on unarguable facts and/or hearsay.
I'm sure that there was a study that showed the PSOne as the number 1 console of choice a few years into the second coming of the evil sony empire.
PSP and DS were not included in the research for some stupid reason.
100% of people that are me love the dreamcast
Halo 2 was still the most played game on Xbox Live until Gears of War came out a year after launch according to MS's own statistics. Kids might prefer the PS3 to the Xbox1 but I don't know many kids with $400.
Not saying that's the basis for this chart of course but, you know, BEWARE and all that. 1984 is upon us etc etc.
so more people are playing dreamcast's than PS3's...
YAY
You truly are the turd of turds. You wouldn't win Gold at the Gary Cutlack Olympics.
Do Sony still use the byline "this is living"? - if so I might need to send a letter to the Advertising Standards Agency. It's misrepresentation. A more accurate tagline would be "PS3 : This is dying on its arse"
Thanks for your attention.
WV: twattybollocks - I couldn't be bothered to work something out for the real one.
Actually, consoles do have ARMs...
Though if it's broken you're screwed.
How did it feel Gaz to be working with a man under the table with his hand in a glove puppet that was more talented than you?
You've just given me a great photoshop idea for that photo of the two Sony execs talking shit.
Now if only someone else can do the work for me...
Sony couldn't get a gold because the able-bodied-but-found-a-loophole companies would easily beat 'em as they lurch along.
You got me started. Trying to stop now *concentrates*
Now, can anyone clear up whether Johnny Vegas is actually a harmless softy who likes the odd drunk or twelve, a potentially violent alcoholic, both (i.e. bipolar/schizophrenic) or neither and he's just putting it all on?