A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL! SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
*this includes yellow/brown
Julia Roach will be very pleased.
Namco - what a pathetic shower.
...And what about all the magazines which gave this game 10 out of 10 reviews. I bet their authors feel a bit stupid now. 10/10 for a flawed piece of software. pah.
Hip Hop Dreadlocked Sonic only blows his wad to (X + Y) light blue knickers.
you have found a +10 'tard cap.
would you like to equip it now?
yes / uh huh
WE ARE GROWN UPS, WHY WON'T THE INDUSTRY GIVE US THE NAKED FIGHTING GAMES THAT WE WANT?
Hang on...
I suggest you search the UK:R archives for a lovely little title called 'Battle Raper II'
I lol'd hard
comment of the week!
oooops wrong site
Death to kataku!!!!!
Word verification: Torat
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