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Each post .02% worse than the last. SICK "BABY P" SIMULATOR PEDDLED BY NINTENDO AND TH... NEW T-SHIRT IDEA: "PSP INCINERATION LTD" DREAMCAST BAG TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS AND LIKE IT WILL... INTERNAL SEGA COMMUNICATIONS - SOUL CALIBUR PANTS-... PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL! SONIC THE POORLY-PHOTOSHOPPED HIP HOP HEDGEHOG THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
A blue ball scrolling sideways out of the lottery machine will be a welcome sight after the last few 3D Sonic games.
I'm pretty sure the gay shop assistant will be 'accidently' backing onto that elongated thumb once the lights go down.
"I'll just put this RockBand game down here, Ooops"
The real hammer of shame should have came down on the Xbox/PS3 title "Sonic The Hedgehog" which is an abortion of a shambles.
At least this giant videogame character statue isn't pointing a weapon at anyone like Solid Snake, Kane/Lynch, Lara Croft (lost an eBay bid for that one), Big Daddy (BioShock) or that thing out of Fallout 3. Sonic prefers to point his thumb towards the door.
"If you're not gonna buy anything then... geddooooouut!!!"
Any reviewers who marked unleashed below SONIC 06 need to be bundled onto a rocket and launched towards the sun as soon as possible.
Lazy bloody bastard, i remember the days when he could travel through time by running around mobius so fast he broke the speed of light and then somehow he was in Egypt.
Now look at him... looks like he's been hitch hiking with no luck for 48 hrs straight and has a tired arm.
Lazy Bloody Hedgehog Bastard.
WOULD though...
It seems quite similar to Gamestation in Plymouth, but alas I'm not sure on the shop opposite as the one opposite GS here is pretty cheap as it is, so at half price they'd be almost as financially fucked as Sony.
WV: aphani - cause you can't not use WVs like this when they come along.
They play the first couple of levels and say "This is nice... Sonic and friends working together" and never getting to the NIGHTMARE final stages which are almost entirely based on those STUPID STUPID RAILS!!! I hate them!!!
And once you've punished yourself through Sonic/Tails/Knuckles game you realise you HAVE to complete the game THREE MORE TIMES with Team Dark, Team Chaotix AND Team Rose! It's the same game THREE MORE TIMES! It doesn't even matter which characters you go because it's the same BASIC BROKEN GAMEPLAY FOR ABOUT 12 LEVELS!
You HAVE to do it to get the final boss!
People look at "Shadow The Hedgehog" and say THAT'S the lowest point but it was at least CONSISTENT!
Now... Erm... Anyway... That's what I think.
Other anon: Recognising that Gamestation by the PS3 display is sad times for you. :(