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You have nothing to put your thumb up about, you worthless little shit. Put your attitude away. Save it for when you start appearing in games that people over five might find enjoyable.

And look at the ground. Show some shame or remorse, at least.


'Yo! Everything's A-OK, right, pals?!'

"My mother incessantly tried to take photos of me with him. Apparently she thinks I'm still 5. I'm not, really. Seeing this publicity made me no more likely to buy he's latest venture, or any future ones he may have. The monster has a sign saying 'Please do not touch.' Like anyone would want to put their hands on that filthy, washed up, good-for-nothing hog. Maybe if this was still the 90s they'd need that sign to keep all the adoring fans off him" - Ekim.
Anonymous Photoboy said...
Are we going to have an update on Sony's complete financial failure over the last two years? I've been waiting cock in hand for the post to appear. At this rate my balls will be so blue you could put them in Lancelot and use them for the draw on Wednesday.

A blue ball scrolling sideways out of the lottery machine will be a welcome sight after the last few 3D Sonic games.
Anonymous Cunzy1 1 said...
Oh Photoboy, how do you do it?
Blogger Madmarkus said...
With his left hand. That way you can use the mouse, too.
Blogger Phill said...
This Sonic scares me. What happened to his mouth? Looks like Agent Smith has sealed it 'matrix' style.

I'm pretty sure the gay shop assistant will be 'accidently' backing onto that elongated thumb once the lights go down.

"I'll just put this RockBand game down here, Ooops"
Blogger JoeMDesign said...
I don't care what anyone says, I... almost... quite... sort of... like Sonic Unleashed... a bit.

The real hammer of shame should have came down on the Xbox/PS3 title "Sonic The Hedgehog" which is an abortion of a shambles.

At least this giant videogame character statue isn't pointing a weapon at anyone like Solid Snake, Kane/Lynch, Lara Croft (lost an eBay bid for that one), Big Daddy (BioShock) or that thing out of Fallout 3. Sonic prefers to point his thumb towards the door.

"If you're not gonna buy anything then... geddooooouut!!!"
Anonymous Anonymous said...
five thumbs up for this update
Anonymous Anonymous said...
agreed with sonic unleashed not being the abomination everyone seems to think it is. unleashed has its moments, sure you fall through the fall every now again but its not a 5 times every minute problem, unlike SONIC 06.

Any reviewers who marked unleashed below SONIC 06 need to be bundled onto a rocket and launched towards the sun as soon as possible.
oh please, Unleashed rocks, it's the first game I'm getting for my new 360 (with Halo 3 and GoW 1)
Which town was this in?
Anonymous Chili Dog said...
He can't even be arsed to put his thumb up properly.

Lazy bloody bastard, i remember the days when he could travel through time by running around mobius so fast he broke the speed of light and then somehow he was in Egypt.

Now look at him... looks like he's been hitch hiking with no luck for 48 hrs straight and has a tired arm.

Lazy Bloody Hedgehog Bastard.

WOULD though...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Which town was this in?"

It seems quite similar to Gamestation in Plymouth, but alas I'm not sure on the shop opposite as the one opposite GS here is pretty cheap as it is, so at half price they'd be almost as financially fucked as Sony.

WV: aphani - cause you can't not use WVs like this when they come along.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
HEY WHAT IF SONYC IS A POKEMON DUDE!?
Blogger JoeMDesign said...
Sonic Heroes was a real low-point too. No-one really compains about that though because, in theory, it should be a good game.

They play the first couple of levels and say "This is nice... Sonic and friends working together" and never getting to the NIGHTMARE final stages which are almost entirely based on those STUPID STUPID RAILS!!! I hate them!!!

And once you've punished yourself through Sonic/Tails/Knuckles game you realise you HAVE to complete the game THREE MORE TIMES with Team Dark, Team Chaotix AND Team Rose! It's the same game THREE MORE TIMES! It doesn't even matter which characters you go because it's the same BASIC BROKEN GAMEPLAY FOR ABOUT 12 LEVELS!

You HAVE to do it to get the final boss!

People look at "Shadow The Hedgehog" and say THAT'S the lowest point but it was at least CONSISTENT!

Now... Erm... Anyway... That's what I think.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
SONIC ADVENTURE ON THE dc WAS THE NUTZ
Anonymous Anonymous said...
thats in the southampton store! i recognise the ps3 display beside him.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
sorry to pick you up...but you must be still 5 if you are going to a games shop with your mum...
Blogger CF said...
Look, I was in town with my mother as it was an opportunity to get stuff paid for my on my parents' credit card in the post-Christmas sales. I saw the Sonic from outside and it was my only opportunity to photo him. I don't live in Southampton usually.

Other anon: Recognising that Gamestation by the PS3 display is sad times for you. :(
Blogger CF said...
Also, if you look closely you can see the smile carved onto his face. Trying to make him look happy with his current career path. What a facade.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey sonic is awsome. Maybe his games are not what they used to be but there still desent!! In fact they are getting better and better!

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