"I work at a shoe shop and yesterday brought me these shoes on a delivery. Pretty good. They also have Atari and a NES on but that is not important compared to the lefty Dreamcast controller and Game Gear."
"Sorry about the poor images. My camera phone is pretty old and taking pictures of the inside of shoes is not fun. And keep Sonic as the logo. I think you have had triple the amount of Sonic posts since you killed him off" - Paul.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MAN TOOK LIBERTIES WITH RICHARD JACQUES DREAMCAST ENDORSEMENT - FRIENDS DREAMCAST LOGO ON QUIRKY FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CUP, CUP... SONIC ATTEMPTS BRAVE "THUMBS UP" GESTURE SICK "BABY P" SIMULATOR PEDDLED BY NINTENDO AND TH... NEW T-SHIRT IDEA: "PSP INCINERATION LTD" DREAMCAST BAG TOLD IT LIKE IT WAS AND LIKE IT WILL... INTERNAL SEGA COMMUNICATIONS - SOUL CALIBUR PANTS-... PLAYSTATION3 IS DOING REALLY WELL!
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
But in case it wasn't, I was going to suggest either a war with some cunty forum, or go back to Sony bashing full time. It's more fun to kick them while they are down anyways.
Hirai just keeps digging, don't he?
I like how Kaz can admit Sony doesn't operate in the real world anymore and consider it a positive aspect to their business model.
Using the same (il)logic, UK:R can now proclaim itself leader of the internet.
Also, the word verification image never loads on my browser. Maybe UKR hates safari users. (come to think of it, what is the official UKR stance on Apple?)
Early indications are that PS4 dev kits will only be accessible after you've logged onto Sonys assistance site, solved the daily rock-hard sudoku, sucked Hirai's virtual cock and entered the resulting code to get through the built in 'Development Protection (TM)' system.
Did you know they did the same thing with the PS2? It was also supposedly deliberately difficult to program for, and their reasoning back then was so that only the best developers would make games for it and it would cut down the crap.
The only difference then was that the PS2 was gosh-darn popular, so devs saw it more as a challenge with a veritable financial reward through lots of sales, whereas here it's clear that financial incentive isn't really there
As if you know that. It really is all the stock. I think they are going now though.