"Here are some lovely pajama bottoms adorned with the fabulous DC swirly!" - Brendan.
We have replied to Brendan asking if those legs are the legs of a man or woman. Hopefully they are not the legs of a child, as that would mean we committed two separate crimes last night.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. WORLD'S MOST BIZARRE TEAM-UP - SONY'S PSP AND THE ... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG IS FOR KIDS? MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL APPOINTED MANAGER OF "GIRL GA... "LEADERS IN LUBRICANT DISTRIBUTION" SEGA ARCADE PHOTOS FROM SHANGHAI AMERICAN HARDWARE SALES (OF EUPHORIC SEXUAL GLORY)... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00045 EA TARGETS MILF DEMOGRAPHIC WITH "EA SPORTS ACTIVE...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"Are you taking a picture of me?"
"No, honey, just playing with the camera."
The actual conversation went something along the lines of:
"I'm not a pervert, but I'm going to take a picture of your leg."
The fact that he not only reads UKR, but takes pictures of his nearest and dearest to send in for Zorg's nefarious purposes, suggests that the first bit of that might not be entirely accurate.