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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Still would though.
Ah, I'm on form today
Harvey - Potter
Cath - Izza -D1m (Italian accent)
Athena- Me - Lube
Wouldn't, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?
Zorg, I guess that all of the Employee of the Month's were chosen by Jax, then?
Athena is only marginally hotter than the three pig-ugly ones from Sex and the City.
And they're the 3 ugliest women ever allowed on television.
And just for the record, I like the look of Izza. She looks like the sort who guzzles for gummi bears.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?"
The site has been put on Threespeech again FFS.
If you're reading UK:R this morning I have to tell you - you couldn't pay me to get near Izza. But you'll be pleased to know everyone else is a 'would'. I can rank you later, I don't want anybody to get a swelled head (except me of course).
I like that girl-next-door look.
Oh and "ruction" :D
MORE OLD WORDS !!!!
I'm assuming the 'basic' package would be Izza or caTH.
"i lik da one in da middel.
wher do u guyz liv? ar yu al in the ukd@?"
I think this might be D1M "Biggin' herself up"
CaTH - reminds me a bit of my sister, but only in the eyes, so we could probably work around it. Maybe.
d1m - Looks a bit of a tomboy (i.e. man-ish), but I'm okay with that. Would.
harvey - reminds me of a girl from school I once wished I could. So would.
potter - is probably the hottest of the three. She looks clean. So would.
Athena - Looks a little old and slutty but might be fun if she's acts desperate. Would.
Who's in the secret member photograph hidden under Athena's? I'll offer a tentative 'would' on the strength of the others.
I'm also guessing she was duped into joining the clan by fellow Albanian D1m. The difference is D1m enjoys her life as a gaming/sex worker.
Would, all of them apart from Harvey and D1m, as it's wrong to abuse eastern european girls duped into working in the UK sex trade.
I'm also guessing she was duped into joining the clan by fellow Albanian D1m. The difference is D1m enjoys her life as a gaming/sex worker.
Would, all of them apart from Harvey and D1m, as it's wrong to abuse eastern european girls duped into working in the UK sex trade.
Word Ver: cauksif (see above)
And trust me, you wouldn't. Let's just say old father photoshop has been particularly generous in that profile pic.