"Perched in the Reactor Mini, young gamers will embark on a high-speed adventure where movements, fighting and speed deliver a full-body sensory experience – all in the comfort of a chair that is sized perfectly to fit," said Jamie Duran, president of Ultimate Game Chair. "Drawing on SEGA's legacy of the best game play and most engaging storylines, we have built a chair that will unleash a child's inner hedgehog and redefine video game fun."
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
That's prison slang, surely..?
OMG OMG OMG. dat chair iz amzaing.
were can i get 1?
Imagin playin sonic wile sittin on dat?! OMG ROFL.
how mcuh iz it?
US only promotion? Screw this shit. At least they got the system halfway right though, no PS3 offer. It's not very expensive, I would have one if it was sold in the other side of the pond. How much awesome would this be in m gaming corner...
teh awsomenessnes rolf. dats how awsmoe.
krazyy jef chjckin it out.